#but cilantro nerfs me so bad man

[theaologies]

Apologizing profusely to people and restaurants for asking for things without cilantro if possible like I’m sorry I’m sorry I want to eat this food so bad it looks so good is there annnnyyyyy way it could come without cilantro it’s okay if not I totally understand I will still eat it don’t worry I would just prefer to understand what it tastes like without shavings of dove soap but I’ll still eat it I’ll still eat it I am sure it’s still phenomenal even through the flavor profile of white bar soap it’s not you it’s 100% me the fact that cilantro tastes like soap is the greatest failure of my genetics, before even the disease that makes my bones not stay where they’re supposed to and causes me massive amounts of chronic pain daily you see I love food so much and I want to experience all foods from all cultures as they are meant to be but sometimes I take a bite of something and it’s just Irish Spring in my mouth

#life is unending torment #there are foods that I don’t love but will still eat if they’re important to the flavor profile #but cilantro nerfs me so bad man