#but everyone knows a good fantasy isnt complete without a goat

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Stardust is such a good movie. It has everything; magic, stars who are ladies, it has crossdressing theater fanatics, it has evil witch milfs, it has a bunch of royalty killing themselves, it has flying ships, it has dancing, it has a Greek choir of ghosts, fuck it even has men-turned-goats and goats-turned-men and men-turned-goats-turned-men-turned-women!

#might be misremembering if that last one started out as a goat or not #but everyone knows a good fantasy isnt complete without a goat #just like space faring stories need a whale #(personal opinions im just being hauty) #im gonna watch the movie over again tomorrow #'vic arent you listening to the audio book?' yes but its so pretty and also the movie is 2 hours while the book is 6 n im only part way in