#but i literally went hey i know like 2 thnigd abour this place. im totally qualified to gife directions

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Me, about to take a train by myself for the first time at a train station I've never been to before this moment, seeing someone looking lost: oh hey, what train are you looking for? Maybe I can help?

Person: oh thank you I'm looking for __ train do you know where it is??

Me: *fuck fuck fuck I didn't think this through oh god* *looks up* *sees the sign for the train they're looking for over their shoulder* Yeah I'm pretty sure it's right there!

Person: Thank you!!!

Me: *I am a fraud. A very lucky fraud* *hustles to my train*

#this was like a week ago but im still thinking about it #i really had no thoughts head empty only help lost looking person #i scouted out the train station two hours b4 my train to be fair so i sort of knew the layout??? #cus. anxious. so anxious. #so i wasnt totally lost #but i literally went hey i know like 2 thnigd abour this place. im totally qualified to gife directions #buffoon behaviour #spilled sugar #trains