#but if my near six foot friend shows up to. they'll look like a great dane walking a bunch of toy dogs

[beaversatemygrandma]

I JUST noticed what something I’m doing later in the month will look like to passerby.

A pack of the chihuahuas of people go walking by them on the gorgeous historic street covered with shops. All of them are excited about something ahead. Nobody knows what the hell they speak of. They all have their phones out, making plans of destinations with no purpose other than to catch something. What are they catching? Disease? Animals? Balls? Nobody can tell but they sure are rushing.

#taks speaks #so my dad wants to get a group together to play pokemon go #and one of my friends who i rarely talk to somehow ended up lucky friends with me today #and that's going to work out ig #the entire group will be between 5' even and like 5'5 #and this person kinda reminds me of a nerdy incel version of my dad #this short aries guy who obsesses over the strangest topics and talks your ear off with no remorse #BOTH OF THEM #5 foot THREE and willing to give you their entire explanation for the way something happens #This will be either the strangest or most annoying two hours of my life #i didn't realize he kinda reminded me of my dad until now and it's TERRIFYING ME #kinda hilarious tho #at least he'll know i won't date him bc he'll see the dad resemblance i hope #either way he finally has a gf for once and im hoping the incel thing has gone away by now bc he's a nice friend to have #but the incel parts were.... very strong... #and tbh i think my dad is closer to 5'5 and not the same height as i am like that guy #either way. we fuckin SHORT #I will also feel tall in the group which will be nice #or at least average. guess i'll settle #but if my near six foot friend shows up to. they'll look like a great dane walking a bunch of toy dogs #and they're not even That Tall