#but my boy... we could go to a cat cafe... he could play megalovania on the violin for me... we could fuck up a cop car together....

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

SURPRISE!! You’ve been blessed with the ability to summon ONE (1) fictional character into existence for ONE (1) week! Who is it and why?

a very special very short man Exclusively From My Brain, bc he's everything to me and i think we would get along <3

#i would like to bake him a cake and tell him how much he means to me and how much he's helped me Get Through It over the years #'who is this man' thats for Me to know. yep. #but also if original characters dont count uhhhhhhh #kon el from dc comics WAIT NO I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT HES TOO BBG TO ME <3<3<3<3 #um. hm. you know! i dont think id want to! #besides my Specialest Boy of course #rambles from the bog #id be down to meet any of my ocs bc in a way i Already Know Them #(barring some choice characters bc i would not survive that encounter) #but other fictional characters... id rather view from a distance yk yk #i wouldnt like to be Involved #plus then after meeting them as Real People trying to interact with their source material would feel. weird. not great. #it would feel the same as how i feel about treating real people / celebrities as if they were characters and not. yk. People. #but my boy... we could go to a cat cafe... he could play megalovania on the violin for me... we could fuck up a cop car together....