Emotionless or stoic male reader who's texts like an airhead but only they're s/o can understand them with Tenko, Aoi, Mikan, Maki, Kirumi, angie and Kaede
Now I kinda wanna do another one of these, but with Celeste and Mukuro
Also, we already covered Mikan in the first one, so I did the others
Emotionless Reader Who Texts Like a Crackhead Airhead with Tenko, Aoi, Maki, Kirumi, Angie and Kaede (Part Two)
Tenko Chabashira
She understands you 100%
After meeting you, she immediately wanted to be your friend
She found you to be interesting and wanted to protect you from the evil of the world
Cough cough males
Her energy balanced out your stoic demeanor perfectly
Or so she thought
You: Heyyyyyy Tenkoooooo
Tenko🥊: (Name)? Did someone steal your phone?! Was it a degenerate male?!
You: Noooo! How I text is just different from how I talk! 🙈🙈🙈
Tenko🥊: Oh! That's good, I was worried for a second!
You: I looooovvveeee yoouuuuuu!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Tenko🥊: AHHHHH I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOO😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
You: CAN I COME HANG OUT
Tenko🥊: HELL YEAH GET OVER HERE
You: ON MY WAY
She loves your crackhead nature
She'll text you for as long as you want, even at 3:00 AM
She's the type of girlfriend who would text you at 3:00 AM to tell you that she loves you, so she has all time in thr world for you
You: YO
You: TENKO
Tenko🥊: (Name)? It's 3:00 AM... Is something wrong? Is a degenerate male haunting your dreams?!
You: Tenko.
You: No.
You: I just wanna talk about stuff
Tenko🥊: Oh! Okay, we can talk!
Tenko🥊: What do you wanna talk about? 😁
You: Would Iphone chargers be called apple juice?
Tenko🥊: 😮
Tenko🥊: I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
Tenko🥊: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
No matter how ridiculous the texts are, she will almost always agree with you
And she will stay up for hours talking to you
Because she loves you
Aoi Asahina
She understands what you say, but she doesn't understand you as a whole
She thought you looked really cool at first
She always found the quiet, stoic types to be really cool
She was in for a great surprise when you texted her
You: HEYYYYYY HIIIIINAAA
Aoi🍩: (Name)?? Are you good??
You: Yep! This is just the way I text!☺️
Aoi🍩: Oh ok!
You: I LOOOOOVVEEEEE YOOOUUUU!!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Aoi🍩: I LOVE YOU TOOOOO🥰😍😍😍
You: Can I come over?????
Aoi🍩: I'm at the pool
Aoi🍩: Wanna join??
You: HELL YEAH I'M ON MY WAY
Aoi🍩: OK BRING DONUTS
Sometimes she's awake at 3:00 AM eating donuts and watching TV
The few times you don't join her, you still check in on her with your wonderful texts
And when she's awake to see them, she responds immediately
But she's not always awake at these times
You: YO HINA
Aoi🍩: (Name)? It's 3:00 AM... Are you ok?
You: Yea I just wanna talk
Aoi🍩: Ok what do you wanna talk about?
You: Soooo I was just thinkin about food and...
Aoi🍩: Yea?
You: Tater tots are short for "potato toddlers"
Aoi🍩: What?!
You: Yep
Aoi🍩: So... Every Friday night, I eat potato children?!
You: MURDERER
Aoi🍩: NOOOOOO I'M SORRY
You: YOU'RE A MONSTER
Aoi🍩: I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR
You: HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT
Aoi🍩: I DON'T THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU
Sometimes she doesn't understand, sometimes she's on the exact same level as you
But either way, she loves you and will always put up with your crackheadednsss
That's a word now
Maki Harukawa
She's hung out with energetic teenagers before, so she knows exactly what your texts mean
That doesn't mean she enjoyed it though
When she met you, she appreciated your stoic nature
You looked like someone she could get along with
Boy was she in for a whiplash attack when you texted her
You: HEYYYY MAKIIIII
Maki🔪: ...Is this actually the way you text?
You: Yep!
Maki🔪: Well that's annoying.
You: Awwww, don't be like that
You: I luuuuuuvv you!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Maki🔪: *love
You: You gonna say it back or nah???
Maki🔪: Whatever. Love you too, dork.
You: Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Maki🔪: You give me headaches.
You: Yea but you still luvvvvv me!🥰
Maki🔪: *love
You: SERIOUSLY?!?!!!?!!!!!!!??!
Just because she can decipher your texts doesn't mean she'll put up with your random bullshit
Especially not at 3:00 AM
You: Hey
You: Hey Maki
You: Maki Roll
Maki🔪: What do you want? It's 3:00 in the morning, you dork
You: Do you think Medusa's leg hairs are tiny snakes?
Maki🔪: What.
You: It's totally possible right???
Maki🔪: Go home, you're drunk.
You: Bitch I am home-
She acts like texting you is a huge chore
But she smiles to herself whenever you send her those heavily-emoji'd texts
Unless it's 3:00 AM, then she'll put your contact on silent until it's the time in the day where people actually do things
Kirumi Tojo
She's seen her fair share of energetic teenagers
So she somehow knew how they talked
What she didn't expect was for it to be from you
You: Kiruuuuumiiiiii😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Kirumi🧹: Hello, love.
Kirumi🧹: Wait, did someone steal your phone? I've never heard you talk this way.
You: Nope! Just a me thing!
Kirumi🧹: Oh, I see.
You: IIIIIIIII loooooovvvveeeee yoooouuuu!!!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰😍😍😍🥰🥰😍😍
Kirumi🧹: I love you too, my dear.💚
You: Can I come over??????
Kirumi🧹: I'm currently working on cleaning requests.
Kirumi🧹: If you like, I can make us tea and we can talk.
You: HELL YEA I'M ON MY WAY
She grows used to your texting style very quickly
But she never gets used to your random 3:00 AM texts
Even though she's tired as hell, she'll stay awake and text you for as long as you want
You: HEYYYYY KIRUUUUUMIIIII
Kirumi🧹: (Name)? It's quite late. Is something wrong?
You: Nope! I just wanna talk to my favorite maid gf!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍
Kirumi🧹: And your only one, I hope... But sure, we can talk.
You: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours while hallucinating.
Kirumi🧹: That is... Not incorrect. Well. I've never thought about that.
You: If cookies are cookies, and bacon is bacon... Why do you bake cookies, but cook bacon?
Kirumi🧹: Well, you could prepare bacon in the oven if you wanted to.
You: You're missing my point, Rumi🤦♂️
For a while, she just stays awake with you, completely disregarding her own well being
But later into the relationship, she'll act like a mom and tell you to go to sleep
But she still loves you
Angie Yonaga
She wasn't too surprised about it honestly
When she saw your text, she was basically like, "oh, so that's a thing they do"
Rewind to the past, where she first met you
Your stoic demeanor didn't really stick out too much
She wanted to be friends with everyone
But she developed a special attachment to you and boom! Relationship
Back to the texts...
You: HEYYYYY ANGIIIIEEEE
Angie🎨: Hello, (Name)!😄
You: I looovveeeee yoooouuuuuu!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰
Angie🎨: Atua loves you, (Name)! ☺️
You: ...Aren't you gonna say it back?
Angie🎨: Of course. I love you too, (Name)! 🤗
You: Hey, can I come over???????
Angie🎨: Of course! We can pay our respects to Atua!
Angie🎨: Or I can show off my recent art pieces?
You: Ok! I'm on my waaaayyy!!
Angie🎨: Okay! See you soon!
So she's not really surprised by anything you do
Not even your 3:00 AM texts
Speaking of, she's not staying up for that shit
She loves you, but she needs her beauty sleep
You: ANGIIIIIIEEE
Angie🎨: Yes, my dear?
You: What if oxygen is a poisonous gas released by the government and it's slowly killing us?🤯
Angie🎨: Atua says you should go to sleep, (Name).😊
She'll listen to what you have to say at first, but if your text looks like you hit a blunt while you wrote it, then she's shutting it down
But she loves you anyway
Kaede Akamatsu
She found your stoic nature to be kind of intimidating, honestly
But she also thought you were cool, so she decided to get to know you
And she actually really liked you
Fast forward to the future, where you're dating
And she receives her first text from you
You: KAEDEEEEEEE
Kaede🎹: (Name)??
You: Yeeeeeeesssss?
Kaede🎹: Are you okay?
You: Yep! This is just the way I text!
Kaede🎹: Oh okay!
You: I loooooovvveeee yooooouuuuu!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Kaede🎹: I love you too!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
You: I wanna see yoooouuuu😭😭😭😭😭
Kaede🎹: Come over! I'm just playing piano in my room
You: On my way!
She may understand what your texts are saying, but she doesn't understand them as a whole
Especially at 3:00 AM
You: Heyyyyy Kaedeeeeeee
Kaede🎹: (Name)...? It's 3:00 AM... What's the matter?
You: Do you think fish get thirsty?🤔🤔🤔
Kaede🎹: What?
You: Well, do you?
Kaede🎹: I don't know... Maybe?
You: Hey, did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too?
Kaede🎹: Huh?
Kaede🎹: Wait
Kaede🎹: Oh my God🤯
She wants to go to sleep so badly
But every time she tries, you end up swaying her to stay up late with you
One of these days, she's gonna put her foot down
But she still loves you
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