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#cackle is smart do not get me wrong but also...the english language is a bitch if you are not familiar with the terms within it
rockybloo · 5 months
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Cackle: How pathetic. You are the King of Monsters but are only known as your queen's boy friend while I AM HER BEST FRIEND! Sweetheart: We're not best friends Cackle. Bitterbat: Why is there a space? Cackle: What? Bitterbat: You put a space between "boy" and "friend". Why did you put a space in there? Cackle: You're Sweetheart's boy friend, yes? Bitterbat: No, I'm her boyfriend. Cackle: That's what I said. Sweetheart: Bitterbat is right. You keep saying "boy friend", not "boyfriend". Cackle: Yes. Because he is merely a boy who is your friend. MEANWHILE, I am the better friend. The "best" friend. Sweetheart: Nono Bitterbat is my "boyfriend" without the spaces. He's my romantic partner. Cackle: Bitterbat: Did you seriously think this entire time that a "boyfriend" was just a name for a male friend. Cackle: Bitterbat: Answer me you fuckin clown.
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