Cackle: How pathetic. You are the King of Monsters but are only known as your queen's boy friend while I AM HER BEST FRIEND!
Sweetheart: We're not best friends Cackle.
Bitterbat: Why is there a space?
Cackle: What?
Bitterbat: You put a space between "boy" and "friend". Why did you put a space in there?
Cackle: You're Sweetheart's boy friend, yes?
Bitterbat: No, I'm her boyfriend.
Cackle: That's what I said.
Sweetheart: Bitterbat is right. You keep saying "boy friend", not "boyfriend".
Cackle: Yes. Because he is merely a boy who is your friend. MEANWHILE, I am the better friend. The "best" friend.
Sweetheart: Nono Bitterbat is my "boyfriend" without the spaces. He's my romantic partner.
Cackle:
Bitterbat: Did you seriously think this entire time that a "boyfriend" was just a name for a male friend.
Cackle:
Bitterbat: Answer me you fuckin clown.
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