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[spider man point meme]
Another brilliant captain I see, always a pleasure to see another reality me
-> @caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate
A spider man? Wonder if the leg and arm distribution is even or if it's like a spider centaur situation.
Anyway, nice to meet ya!
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We stoped on some cold dumb planet I hate it here
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Tim and Brian’s eyes both glow and If I could have a heart attack I would’ve by now considering how many times I’ve been half asleep and seen glowing eyes in the dark
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Most of the crew are easily distracted by baby sensory videos
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Ts has been successfully been gagged
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I’m so good at flirting
*walks away wiping blood off my hands with a self satisfied grin*
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Would you still love me if I was a worm
You don’t actually have a choice I’ll shoot you if you say no
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I’m out of eyeliner and no one will lend me any
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I just broke someone’s violin I don’t recognise it so it’s probably new I’m hoping it’s Marius’s and not Nastya’s because i can deal with Marius but Nastya will come up with some sick kind of punishment
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Hot planet day, me and the girls basking
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I’m not like other girls I commit genocide for giggles
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Ashes just burnt off my tail tuff
:(
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I always feel so nude when my claws are trimmed
All I did was scratch up nas’ coat at bit and she chased me down
She’s least offering to repaint them for the cruelty
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Toy soldier just kidnapped me for a tea party A TEA PARTY What is this a 3 year old girls Sunday evening
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I understand the octokittens if someone shook a treat bag for me I too would break through a wall
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Hello there, Jonny. You wouldn’t happen to know where my bottle of [insert name of very old, very fancy alcohol here] went? I had it stored away somewhere and now I can’t find it.
[ Ivy seems to hold an accusing tone. ]
(@randomivyalexandria)
… no… definitely don’t… good luck tho…
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