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#cindy shielding herself with her coat. kim looking for a hankie. the pre sneeze hype is unreal.
brainrotdotorg · 1 year
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and today in "fantastic DE moments that you may have missed": almost sneezing on cindy's painting. dont ask me how to get here i was just browsing fayde
YOU - "Would you describe this as one of your signature pieces?"
CINDY THE SKULL - "*Signature*? Oh yeah, pigster. I sneezed while holding a wet brush. Paint flecked onto the canvas, and voila. You don't get more signature than that."
HALF LIGHT - Is that all she thinks it takes to be an artist? Outperform her with her own style. Make it *yours*.
[Fc] *691.YOU - (Tickle the longest of your nasal hairs.
[Fc] *970.HALF LIGHT - You feel the biggest sneeze of your life itching its way to the centre of your face...
[Fc] *271.CINDY THE SKULL - "Uh, what are you doing...?" She looks disgusted, her individual facial features racing to be the most dramatic expression of her disapproval.
[Fc] *327.KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant furrows his brow at another one of your eccentricisms.
[Fc] *764.YOU - "I'm an artist too." (Your nostrils flare involuntarily.)
[Fc] *632.HALF LIGHT - You tilt your head back, close your eyes, and get ready to snap it all forward...
[Fc] *911.CINDY THE SKULL - The coat gets flung over her head as she braces for impact.
[Fc] *581.KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant is desperately searching for a handkerchief.
[Fc] *580.DRAMA - The pre-sneeze hype is unreal.
[Fc] *437.PERCEPTION (SMELL) - The mucous gripping the sides of your nostrils is cheering. All scents and odours seem to have left the world; your nasal chambers have become wind tunnels of *very* ticklish particles.
[Fc] *766.YOU - "AHHH--"
[Fc] *579.HALF LIGHT - But the rest doesn't come. You exhale softly -- no spittle, no shout. It's over. Just like that.
[Fc] *765.CONCEPTUALIZATION - Perhaps not *everyone* is an artist after all.
[Fc] *435.CINDY THE SKULL - "Was that it?" She looks relieved. "Stop playing with your snout and let's get on with this so you can go back to your stinky sty. You still want this painting or what?"
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