#cleans everything. he has a mortgage. raphael has not moved out of their dead father’s house. raphael is acting like michael sleeping in

[quietwingsinthesky]

none of the archangels have their shit together, but gabriel is the closest to pulling it off and you gotta respect him for that

#sorry i was thinking about human au fanfics that make raphael the reasonable and boring one again sorry you are wrong #human!au raphael doesn’t even get to inherit their dead dad’s business or anything. they just inherit ‘keeping michael alive’. #they should literally be at the club but instead they are inventing lobotomy for office workers so that michael’s job is easier #gabriel is like. a moderately well-paid janitor who fucks with people and gets away with it because of the anonymity of being the guy who #cleans everything. he has a mortgage. raphael has not moved out of their dead father’s house. raphael is acting like michael sleeping in #their dead dad’s bed and wearing his clothes and working in his office is both Normal and also Doesn’t Make Them Furious #raphael has zero healthy outlets for their emotions. they destroy the shed outside their house one time because everything is Too Much and #then immediately blame it on lucifer (not even in the state when this happened) and michael believes them #gabriel adopted a dog. raphael is going to have to micromanage their grieving brother while locking themselves in their room to scream into #a pillow every few hours to survive. and this is before michael gets hitched to adam after a one night stand that was So Fucking Loud #that raphael actually left the house and slept in their car for half of the night before driving the gabriel’s. and they didn’t even go in #on their own. he had to come out and get them. and drag them inside. and for a brief night in the past few years of hell they’d been through #they got to sit on the floor with their brother’s dog in their lap and watch stupid romcom movies with him. #and then they went right back to being self-destructive.