#crimson is scarous-

[liliallowed]

I'm so fucking sorry.

#thornbound souls #crimson is scarous- #*gets shot*

[liliallowed]

crimson: *sleeping peacefully*

dust: *pulls the curtains* RISE AND SHINE BITCH!

crimson: *screeching in sunburn*

dust: I'm going to rip you limb from limb.

crimson: well now you're making me scarous-

dust: wtf is y/n doing here!?

crimson: sans this is their house. I live in a shed.

dust: ...

crimson: ... I'm literally homeless.

dust: aren't you royalty!?

crimson: just cuz I am doesn't mean I'm rich! (I am rich but I refuse to use that money)

crimson: when you said you were gonna make me stakes this was not what I expected. *is stabbed all over with stakes*

crimson: I'm divorcing you.

dust: we're not married.

crimson: exactly. so let's get married so I can divorce you ❤️

#lv triangle #vampire au