#cuts it in half lengthwise and expects me to use a mothafkn bread piece as a pad 🫣

[justmeinatree]

yall i had the most fucked up dream last night

#i was at the bathroom to change a pad and realized i didn’t have anymore on me #then randomly this girl bursts into the stall (i mean like picks up the door and takes it right off the hinges) #and she just rips my pad right outta my underwear and takes off 🤨 #so i’m stuck there on the toilet with no door asking people for a pad and naturally nobody has one #my mum shows up (which is weird cuz this was happening in my old highschool) so i tell her to call my friend because #he was holding onto one for me from a few weeks ago #but he had gotten rid of it so my mum asks me what kind i want and she was going to run to the store to get me some #BUT SHE COMES BACK WITH TAMPONS 😩 #(random tmi sidenote : i haven’t been able to wear internal period products for years my body just rejects them) #so i flip out like wtf this is not what i sent you i need pads #and my mum goes ohh i have something you can use !! and i shit you not she whips out a fkn sub bread 😳 #cuts it in half lengthwise and expects me to use a mothafkn bread piece as a pad 🫣 #anyways dont do drugs kids 😅