#daily reminder it is also canon n.gin worked in weapons defense prior to the first game

[neoyi]

My friend and I were discussing Crash Bandicoot lore when it hit me like lightning that Cortex is not just a doctor, but a doctor who (given his name) likely has a field in neurology. The conclusion we've come to is that this motherfucker is a medical doctor.

Which is a horrifying prospect given the nature of this man.

Eventually we got into a discussion on whether Cortex worked in a medical center. Which we also concluded he did just because the imagery of Cortex working in a hospital in his younger years would be fucking hilarious.

Imagine his fellow colleagues whispering about this strange dude. Just picture their conversation and rumors. Like did you hear he's been the one taking Chris' (clearly labeled) lunch almost everyday? What the fuck??? But I heard this dude is a goddamn billionaire? Why doesn't he buy his own lunch??? Noooo, dude, I heard him arguing with the head of medicine and like Dr. Cooper can't fire him because apparently he owns this hospital????? WHAT?! Seriously, I think he owns this whole ass land? Dude, that fucking creepy ass castle up that hill? I think he lives in it! Wtf why is he working in a random ass hospital??? Shit helen I literally went to his office one day to discuss a patients upcoming brain surgery and found like blueprints for a machine??? Like it had the words "evolve" and "mutants" written on it. What the fuck is he doing? What the fuck?

My god, this dude could legally prescribe you anti-depressants.

#crash bandicoot #neoyi talks #daily reminder it is also canon n.gin worked in weapons defense prior to the first game #dude probably worked for the government building rockets and missiles and shit