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beevean · 1 year

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Top 5 of your most shameful ships from your fav pieces of media

oof. The one question that I am still ashamed to answer on main... :P

Well, whatever, I'm a freak. Under the cut to pretend I still have some dignity:

5) Baroryuu (Great Ace Attorney): it got far more popular recently which I'm very grateful for, but I did not forget the sheer vitriol against it and against Barok when the game came out. Sorry if I think their character development is sublime and I got teareyed when Barok started being so nice to Ryuu, saying stuff like "You are a lawyer of boundless talent" and "I believe that you saved my life" :') also I never believed that the 9 year age gap was a big deal? 24 and 33 are both consenting adults, especially in the context of the year 1900 in which the game takes place in. Please don't infantilize Ryuu, I love him just as much as Barok.

4) Jaspis (Steven Universe): says something about me that I despise Lapidot but like this one a lot. Also I can exploit a quirk in the Stevenverse and look for fics tagged Malachite if I want more of their sweet sweet toxic relationship, to avoid all the fluffy stuff I have no interested in :D but yeah, their dynamic was tragically cut short by the story. I loved the reveal that all that time, it was Lapis abusing Jasper, the cute waifish Gem taking all of her anger and resentment against the last person who dared to treat her like an object... and it just so happens that Jasper has such a warped sense of self worth that she liked being abused, and begged Lapis to come back, because she was so enamored with her power (and Malachite's - "we can fly!" aww). This was a kids show!

3) Sagamaji (Yakuza 0): yes, I really looked at that sleazy 50 something old man lording his power over the poor 24 yo who would do anything to protect his kyoudai, and immediately jumped to the most obvious conclusion. I am trash. I also might have felt something other than fear at the scene where Sagawa chokes Majima in the public toilet. But considering that I found dozens upon dozens of fics with the same premise of "Sagawa forces Majima to Do Stuff because he can", I'm glad I'm not alone, at least. I also like Kazumaji quite a lot, one of my favorite Gay Rival ships even, but that one's super duper popular 😂

2) Isaavor (Castlevania): damn you Stabbing scene, you really rearranged my whole braincells. Not that I also don't like Isaactor in its beautiful tragedy, but in this case, I am stuck between the Western fandom who deadass ignores it, except for one (1) fic I stumbled upon in a kink meme page, and the Japanese fandom who adores it but simply because they find both Trevor and Isaac hot. And I get it, I truly do. But... my parallels... my bonding... my sass... there is Something here, I feel it... like yes it's a crack ship and I love joking about Isaac having Thoughts 👀 about that whip (and those tiddies on trevor's chest), but I don't know, I think they have more chemistry than it looks.

Sonegg (Sonic): DeviantART did a number on me when I was 13. Age gap? Who cares! They want to kill each other really badly? Yeah, isn't that very sexy of them <3 there's only so much attitude Sonic can give Eggman before it looks like he wants to get dem eggs for himself. Plus, all the planning that went into analyzing Sonic to create Metal, hmm, Eggy? 👀 much like Isaavor, I'm stuck in this weird place where I recognize it's a crack ship and I mostly joke about it, but also, they're both foils of each other, they're interwoven as archnemesis, they're more similar than they let on... they have chemistry. Not a cute loving chemistry, but who needs it? :P

#not even. not even tagging #i am not brave enough #but yeah i like fucked up ships with a healthy dose of power imbalance if possible #as long as they don't get teased by canon as something cute and wholesome hint hint fucklenector hint :)

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moophinz · 2 years

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I posted 51 times in 2021

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For every post I created, I reblogged 0.4 posts.

I added 87 tags in 2021

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#prideshipping - 9 posts

#yugioh zexal - 8 posts

#artofthemoophin - 7 posts

#ryu ga gotoku - 7 posts

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#there’s lots of other brown and black characters who are just given some wack treatment by some of the fandom and it gets worst depending

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112 notes • Posted 2021-03-09 04:20:18 GMT

I have never come across a more confusing relationship than these two fucks.

Seriously. The original first game made it clear they definitely know each other before that alley meetup, and the stabbing scene probably made a lot of people go 🤨. Really weird to say another man belongs to you. Can't just claim dibs on people smh. And then Kiryu is suddenly close with him in the second game and Majima's bitch ass almost dies for him again. Then in 3... Motherfucking three... they finally have a true bond solidified, and I'm seriously trying to make a post on whatever the hell was happening in 3. There's that much to discuss.

And then some really confusing mess happens from there. Sure, Majima hasn't appeared a whole lot in games, but then it's like they're trying to separate Majima and Kiryu though any means necessary while also still dropping huge hints on how much they mean to each other. Who needs interaction and shared screentime when you can just have Kiryu casually acknowledge that he and Majima shared tied fates "for some reason." Haha RGG what does that mean- And hell, while you're at it, have Majima be under the topic of love when talking to a hostess. Just. Do it. In the same game. Use Majima and Kiryu's close friendship against them, too. Twice. Good job, villains. Have that snakeskin bastard be the happiest he's ever looked and sounded in canon upon seeing his bestie. The audience will love it. Kiryu won't acknowledge him. Fuck it. Make them a big deal to each other even in spinoff games where they have almost practically past life versions of themselves. Zombie apocalypse? You're the only one who can put me down when I go full zombie, Kiryu-chan. But don't you dare put them on screen together for too long.

Hey, are we trying to separate them or not?

Don't stop there. Let's recreate them. Not down to the dot but just enough to make you really go hmm. Look at these fuckers.

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136 notes • Posted 2021-11-28 16:50:11 GMT

So he said what’s the problem, baby?

What’s the problem?

I don’t know, well

Maybe I’m in ✨love✨

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