#dolores is also a girlboss model

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Hi! Can I please get a scenario or headcannon list with Robbie (platonic) if you write for him? Where like the reader basically adopts him, helps him train for matches, bakes him sweets, etc? I just really wanna give Robbie a hug tbh, bonus points if u throw Joseph in there too lol

note: ROBBIE MY BABY BWAAAAA 💗💗 literally the only hunter I can play,,,, I'll try to do him justice 😔

🪓🌱Robbie (Axe Boy)🌱🪓 with a reader who acts as a parental figure! (feat. Joseph doing Joseph things 🙄)

• your compassionate nature led you two to bond rather quickly

• due to your parental instincts, you remind Robbie of his older sister a lot

• ...which leads to him calling you "Dolores" on accident sometimes.

• not that you mind tho. you find it quite sweet how he mistook you for his big sister!

• this poor child was in desperate need of someone like you in his life- so, when he isn't trying to chop you up in matches, he pretty much glomps onto you.

• like i mean that in the most literal way i can. he's touch starved, so giving him tight hugs and head (sack??) pats are the highlights of his entire day

• you were pretty worried when you saw that Robbie didn't ever wear shoes. how could his poor little undead feet stay warm??

• so you harrassed the manor owner via letter to give him some shoes and eventually he relented

• ur an aspiring Karen 😌💅

• now Robbie owns a badass pair of light-up peppa pig sneakers. I see this as an absolute win

• also, he ADORES piggyback rides. when you guys are playing in the garden, he'll pretend to be a daring knight atop his trusty steed (you lmao).

• sometimes if there are other hunters watching him with you, Robbie will have them play the parts of the damsel in distress

• the only one who doesn't ever have to cram themselves into a frilly princess dress is Luchino. Luchino is always the scary dragon. He is okay with this. DHMU

• besides that, you guys like to play other games too! tag is one of Robbie's favorites

• and playing tag with him actually helps him practice his pursuit skills as a hunter!

• even tho he always cheats and uses his restful souls to catch up to you smh 🙄

• if you're an avid baker, sometimes you'll bring treats for him to try!

• give him anything with chocolate in it, it's his absolute new favorite treat. he LOVES chocolate ☺💗

• you're not really sure how he eats them, but hes enjoying himself so you don't dwell on it

• and while normally you're SUPPOSED to be an upstanding role model for him--

• you could never deprive your dear little boy of a bit of harmless fun 🙂🙂

• ...that harmless fun being pranking the CRAP out of EVERYONE...

• ...and by everyone I mean Joseph in particular

• like srslyyyyy the amount of sharpie doodles he's woken up to on his face 😭😭

• this grandpa got so pissy about it that he took it upon himself to co-parent Robbie just to spite you

• if YOU weren't going to teach him some manners, he'd just do it HIMSELF 😤 girlboss moment

• now Robbie won't stop babbling to you about all of the many different kinds of fancy forks and spoons and knives and-

• he also knows a variety of... colorful French words now. it is a mystery as to how 🙄

• "consider this payback, Y/N- tomorrow i'm going to give him a baguette to terrorize you with"

• "oh you know where you can stick that baguette, French boy"

• you also told Robbie to call Joseph "grandpa" just because you knew he'd be upset by it

• "*AUDIBLE FRENCH OUTRAGE*"

• all in all, you guys are pretty joint at the hip. you're helping him to experience the childhood he never got, while he's providing you with a newfound hope within the bleakness of Oletus Manor's death games.

"Y/N Y/N Y/N!!! Can we go and fingerprint in Grandpa's dark room?! It'll be super fun, pinky swear!"

-Robbie White 🌲🌲

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