#elves are foxes (live both rural and urban. are both romanticised and reviled in-universe like real world foxes)

[fergus-cousland]

sometimes you need to zap Thedas with the Anthropomorphic Animal Adaptation ray and assign the races of Thedas with little funny animal personas for fun and me time

#giving dragon age the 1973 disney robin hood treatment #elves are foxes (live both rural and urban. are both romanticised and reviled in-universe like real world foxes) #dwarves are badgers (live underground. could fuck you up easily if they wanted) #humans are dogs (because i like ferelden the most. but only my favourite breeds get a look in because this is For Me) #i don't know what to do with the qunari. i was thinking some kind of lizard because of the dragon blood theory #but everyone else is a mammal so idk #also did think about all mages being cats in little fox/dog coats because i thought it would be funny