Let's see timothee chalamet do this please
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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Bob singing I threw it all away for george in november 1968 and then george singing it during the january 1969 get back sessions even though the only lyrics he could clearly remember were love is all you need it makes the world go round love and only love it can't be denied no matter what you think about it you just won't be able to do without it .
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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me signing off every post
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who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music
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(scrolling through my morning dash)
post reblogged by mutual: in a way being in the kitchen is holy. cooking with people you love is holy. Sometimes the most mundane places are also the most sacred
post reblogged by another mutual who blocked the first mutual in petty fandom drama 6 months ago: im so tired of posts calling things "holy". something doesnt have to be holy to be special. maybe being human is just Being Human. It doesnt have to be "sacred" to be good
post reblogged by third mutual who logs on once a week exclusively to post bob dylan spotify links: hold my penis tightly makes me so delighty. call me father almighty the way i serve nightly🙏🏻 #this is so may 1st 1970 core
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babies if they had tumblr
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grrrr my gums hurt so bad. cant wait for this stupid teething thing to be over so i'll never have to grow out teeth again
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do you think strawberry and that blueberry guy ever...nay i shant say
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#hes so cute 😭😭 #elmo #ankle babbles
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finally getting the hang of walking 😁 will post video showing my progress once my fine motor skills have fully developed
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scranning
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Heinz apricot and peach muesli
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goo goo ga ga <- just a look into the machinations of my twisted mind
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My take on the Sherlock Holmes books
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george pov in the beatles biopic where he's constantly zoning out and having daydream sequences about bob dylan while the other beatles are arguing
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bitches will see a beautiful wooden 1970s kitchen and be like what if we painted it completely white. what if we stripped it of all personality
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3 integral factors they cannot miss if they want to understand bob dylan in the biopic:
bob dylan is infinitely androgynous in ways beyond the cisgender understanding
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum
everyone who met him wanted to fuck him and I don't think they quite knew why but they did
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the devil's foot" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw all that is monstrous and inconceivably wicked in the universe
my buddy Holmes pacing: It would be superfluous to drive us mad. A candid observer would certainly declare that we were so already
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even if bob dylan isnt transgender then honestly i think we should include him anyway just on the basis that his mum used to tell him he shouldve been a girl. she literally said his beauty was "a waste on a little boy". bob dylan has had more transgender experiences than i have
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