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zuko is a momcon. azula is a dadcon. they're both sibcons.
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Monster!Philip x Child!Philip Headcanons
cw: age-gap, selfcest, xenophillia, romanticized adult/minor relationships (basically, i made this one wholesome)
if you don't like these things, don't read the damn post! block my ass about it! also, you are responsible for curating your save space.
Philip's first instinct is Protect. He is not sure why.
When monster!Philip sees lil human Pip he's like, "How?" and then he remembers he's on a magical island and just rolls his eyes about it.
Pip has no fucking clue that that is him as an adult. Philip knows, though.
Tiny little Pip is just like' "giant deer frog" and is immensely curious.
Pip loves climbing all over him and is not bothered bt Philip's goopy texture.
Philip's attitude about him is, "This is my little guy. Touch him and I will eat you."
Philip and Pip don't necessarily have a talk about romance or anything because A. I don't thing a crusty, dusty old man is gonna wanna have that chat and B. Pip is like. A Child. He isn't gonna get it. So, yaaay! Epic Win! The child version of yourself thay You (Philip) have feelings for reciprocated in an unspoken way and you don't have to talk about it!
Pip is always bringing his ass rocks and sticks.
Philip will be walking about while Pip rides him like a big dog when suddenly he realises the lil guy has fallen asleep and he just. Feels all warm and fuzzy about it.
Pip is the first one to go, "I love you!" and Philip is so scared to say it back because he doesn't wanna be a Kiddie Diddler so he enters a state of panic like, "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" While his heart beats a million miles a second. But, he won't leave the kid hanging so he says it back. "You, too." And Pip is like "Yaaay!"
Age-gaps aren't weird on the Boiling Isles, but nobody notices anyway. They just fuck off in the forest together.
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princess celestia and princess luna are siscons. in case you care
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put the incest back in pollination where it belongs
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wooo a polycule configuration! explanations under the cut <3
okay so basically:
pearl + amethyst - these two are attracted to each other and enjoy eachothers company, but if they were to become anything more than fwb it would be bad for the team. they also just piss each other off more often than not, and they both understand they would be toxic for each other. the original relationship in the polycule. romantic/sexual/physical
pearl + peridot - the first succeasful relationship to form! they became closer when they worked on the barn together. a lot of bickering turned into kisses eventually. everyone but garnet was shocked by the development. qpr/physical
amethyst + peridot - the second to form! amethyst's teasing turned into flirty advances, which flustered peridot to no end. peridot was not immune.
peridot + lapis - the third relationship to form began a while into lapis' stay at the barn. qpr/physical (no kissing)
pearl + lapis - both of them were in denial about each other, but hey. what could they do? lapis didn't want to have feelings for someone who was once her captor, and pearl didn't want to crush on someone she had to once fight. but, pearl had a heart-to-heart witha lapis, where the feelings came out. now they are inseparable. romantic/sexual/physical.
lapis + amethyst - they are metamours, and that's about as far as their relationship extends. they frequently hang out with their partners separately, but they don't dislike each other.
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🩰pearlapis headcanons🌊
cw: some brief sexual content
pearl teaches lapis ballet. or at least tries to. lapis isn't nearly as limber as pearl is, and falls down a lot. don't worry; lots of laughs are shared.
lapis teaches pearl about "morps." ofc pearl tells her she already knows what art is, but she loves that lapis has rediscovered it somehow. pearl and her make some sculptures together.
lapis growing flowers in her garden to give to pearl. def put one in her hair.
"they were both bottoms!" but they have ways around it. pearl service tops because lapis has trauma regarding being in control/domineering. they are in an open-relationship so they can get the hard-domming they crave.
lapis puts on the baseball uniform once in a while because pearl finds it hot and likes to fluster her. pearl does the same, but with a tuxedo.
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i think yang should suck ruby's little girlcock and finger her ass at the same time
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my thoughts on shipcest tropes
broke: incest is taboo in the world the ship is from
woke: incest is not taboo in the world the ship is from
bespoke: incest is not taboo in the part of the world the ship is from, but it is in others / it is taboo in the part of the world they are from, but they're escaping to a part where it isn't.
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HELLO AGAIN. well while I’m on this train of thought, how about any Yang/Ruby hcs?
YES I LOVE ENABLER 👀
cw: incest (half-sister/half-sister). if you don't like ships of that nature, keep scrolling
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ruby always had gay feelings for her sister, she just never understood that they were of that nature. she thought everyone found their sister beautiful and wanted kiss them.
yang always knew she liked her, her feelings forming around twelve-years-old.
yang loves to bridal carry ruby and spin her around.
ruby can hang off of yang's biceps.
yang wear's low cut tops for ruby, but everyone assumes its for the attention of others.
ruby likes to be the little spoon, and yang the big spoon.
ruby stays awake until she knows yang has fallen asleep. which doesn't take long, but still.
they have a corny spotify playlist for each other. it's formatted like an 8tracks, but sometimes yang will add another song, usually of meme-y nature, to surprise ruby when she puts it on shuffle.
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roxy should impregnate rose. just saying.
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OKAY OKAY last one for now. rose/dave and/or dave/dirk thoughts?? :D
yes, they're so cute! big fan of the strilondes kissing :3
cw: ecto-incest (brother/sister, brother/brother or father/son...? idk homestuck biology is weird.) keep scrolling if that type of ship is a squick or trigger.
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daverose
dave little spoon and rose big spoon <3
dave has made rose a corny ass mixtape. we are reaching embarrassing levels of corny, here. nobody else knows about it.
rose likes to assign dave a random horrorterror every once in a while, and dave's just like "thanks for the kin assignment, babe."
dave has called rose his "sisterwife" and rose has gone, "dude, that doesn't mean what you think it means."
when they realize they're related they just kinda shrug and keep making heart-eyes at each other.
davedirk
dave and dirk alternate spoon positions.
dave is very fond of dirk's tanktop and likes oggling at his arms.
they have homoerotically-charged sword fights for fun. not so they can lift the other's chin up with their sword and kiss them. that's definitely not why. (it is.)
they like to sit together side by side and do their own thing.
dave calls dirk his "little horsegirl."
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the fabled kacest fic is live
read it here
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wendip headcanons
requested by @/randomaxes *checks ask* months ago.
content warning: unrequited age-gap crush (12 and 15), aged-up characters (18 and 21). if this makes you uncomfortable, keep scrolling.
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dipper's crush on wendy faded shortly after leaving gravity falls. he missed her as a friend, and nothing more. as he got older, he kept her in his mind as a fifteen-year-old girl.
reconnecting
wendy kept dipper in her mind as a twelve-year-old boy. even when she knew he was aging, she couldn't get the idea of him being a young boy out of her mind.
dipper was pleased to have seen that she had grown into a beautiful young woman. and wendy was astonished to see that he'd grown into a handsome young man. although, she felt he was a bit too young for her, still.
this changed for the both of them when dipper and mabel finally visited gravity falls again as grown adults, after graduating highschool.
dipper was coming back to learn about the cryptids of gravity falls under the tutelage of stanford pines. mabel was coming back for a short time to visit.
wendy had been busy herself, helping at the mystery shack still, while also working on a wood-processing plant with her dad and brothers.
they had a love-at-second-sight moment, in which they just stared at each other for a few seconds after saying hello. mabel made a little ">:3" face.
after a few hang-out sessions, dipper asked her out on a serious date. wendy admitted she was a bit nervous, because he was only eighteen, but she'd give it a shot.
after three dates, they make things official.
relationship stuff
dipper insists on doing stereotypical masculine things like holding the door, paying for everything, etc. this annoys the shit out of wendy, but in an affectionate way.
wendy enjoys being picked up up spun around bridal style.
wendy still gets him things like flowers and chocolates, even if its the stereotypical masculine thing to do. dipper appreciates it bunches.
dipper beats himself up way too hard when he makes mistakes and over apologizes. wendy sort of shuts down and runs off when she is upset. they unlearn this behavior later, but it makes the early months rocky.
wendy sleeps in dipper's shirts almost exclusively, and sprays his cologne on her pillow.
they like to sing and dance in the car together. neither of them can sing well, or dance well, for that matter, but they don't mind.
wendy's dad is super supportive, and so are her brothers. they like to do "guy stuff" with him.
dipper prefers to drive; he is a very safe driver, and wendy's driving skills scare the shit out of him. she will go 60 in a 35 and not think twice about it. he will go 40 in a 35 at most.
wendy is a roller and the first time they share a bed, she nearly pushed him off.
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✨️taang headcanons: genderweird edition✨️
cw: mentions of transphobia and exorsexism/enbyphobia
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he/him used for genderfluid!aang and they/them used for genderqueer!toph.
the avatar is genderfluid, so naturally that is what aang is.
the monks taught him about gender varience, and said it was normal for him to feel the way he did.
aang doesn't really care what pronouns use for him since he's usually percieved as a man, but internally he feels all over the place.
toph's parents didn't really accept toph's transness, and forced them to stay quiet. their parents told them that they were "too young to know" and "there is only man and woman."
toph came out to the whole group after being on the road for a couple days, and threatened to leave if the others didn't like it. aang let toph know that they were not alone in their gender weirdery.
aang found toph very, very beautiful and was so nervous around them all the time. it made learning to earthbend difficult.
there wasn't any confession; they just slowly grew closer and closer until the others in the group pointed it out.
neither of them are big on pda.
aang calls toph his "partner" and toph calls aang their "boygirlfriend."
toph enjoys being the big spoon, and toph the little. they cuddle in private.
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lesbian zucest real
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i saw you like raven and rwby, do you have any particular family murder (qrow/raven) headcanons if you like them? :3
i do! angst incoming <3
cw: incest (brother/sister). if that is a squick or trigger, keep scrolling.
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they had crushes on each other when they were small, which they got teased for. incest was not a taboo in their tribe, and they were treated like any other young couple.
they didn't get together until middle school age (13-14), and from there they were inseparable. more so than they'd been before, anyways.
it was when they got to beacon that they realized their relationship would not be accepted. they had to hide it from their team, from ozpin, from everyone. this put a lot of strain on it.
slowly, they grew apart. they didn't have any time to be romantic, or intimate with all their schooling.
it was when ozpin gave them the power to turn into birds that they finally broke apart. raven and qrow had formed different ideas of the world, which were too different to coexist; this pushed their relationship from "barely salvagable" to "nonexistent."
qrow was beyond heartbroken when taiyang and her got together. he acted supportive the whole while (him and taiyang are bros, after all) but it was only a mask to hide his pain.
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