#ergo the june/junpei thing becomes clover/june and thus this too is yuri

[thefandomcassandra]

Yuri of Absence (title pending) is a very funny fic to think about (I'm gonna only think about it until after Malaprop and Schrödinger's Cat are finished) because its genuinely sincere but also there is a plot-relevant packer (Chekhov's penis) and it just...

#the sheepy speaks #999 spoilers #zero escape 999 #so clover was intended from get-go to be trans #because i hc her as trans as is my right as a queer person #but what wasnt intended was junpei being trans (i dont hate the hc its just not mine) #when you put clover in june's spot and june in junpei's spot and snake ij santa's spot and santa in snake's spot and junpei in clover's spot #you wind up with some unfortunate contrivances you need to create to make the plot work #and to remedy the door 3 problem i simply realized the funniest answer was just #junpei instead of snake #which when you combine with the offhand mention of snakes arm=junpei's dick #you wind up with a joke about a character being trans suddenly being a very important plot point #esp when he dated and broke up with both june and santa (june broke up w him. santa he broke up w) #plot relevant packer really haunting my brain rn i should be asleep s2j #but uh...yuri of absence is just me joking about a clover-snake situation and then deciding clover/june neat #ergo the june/junpei thing becomes clover/june and thus this too is yuri #im very sleepy so if this shit dont make sense im not sorry #tldr one chara trans on purpose one chara trans for plot reasons to make door 3 and the chapel work