#especially cause how r u gonna have a randolph emmerich but not a hayter snake in the same game ☝️ blasphemy

[cinnamontoads]

from an outsider perspective mgsv the phantom pain feels like a look into an alternate metal gear universe where it’s actually red dead redemption and every voice actor on earth was eliminated except chris randolph for some reason and revolver ocelot is a dilf and big boss has one hand but two weed smoking boyfriends who smoke weed and eat ass and suck toes

#mgsv literally feels alien to me im ngl #i’ve heard lots of mixed feelings on it but ppl say it’s fun for the most part if not like. only half baked #i’ll always have a gripe about the voice actor stuff though like that always makes me so sad to think about #not that kiefer sutherland is a bad snake by any means or anyone else does bad it just feels so wrong #especially cause how r u gonna have a randolph emmerich but not a hayter snake in the same game ☝️ blasphemy #im getting ahead of myself i haven’t even experienced it yet and also the game came out like 9 years ago it’s not that deep