#especially spy v spy or sniper v sniper duels

[renthewerecatboi]

there's nothing i hate more than people who interrupt 1 on 1 duels

#the frantic meows of a crazy person #like excuse me this was a VERY honorable duel until YOU showed up. #you don't fucking belong here. this ain't your battle. doll #especially when it's a fight with someone the same class as you #especially spy v spy or sniper v sniper duels #like this is meant to be a show of pure skill. a test #this was gonna be the best duel of the century man. someone so intent on trickstabbing me. who communicates their attacks like it's a damn- #-boss battle. and then this one FUCKING sniper #bro literally did nothing but body shot me to death again and again #i think he had some kind of vendetta against spies #probably did considering he had the razor back and still kept his back against the wall

[tf2headshotcanons]

How would the mercs react to their s/o being a virgin? Love you! 💝💝

And I love you too, Random Citizen! (This is a duel reference, 10 points each!)My virgin senses are tingling! Too much? ;D Imma trilp.Demo: He just laughs. Not at them, but just finds it amazing that someone their age is still a virgin. Actually, he worries that they'll be used in one of Merasmus' spells for their pure blood. Hot dawg! He's casual aboot it ( ;) ). Honestly, he acts as though it's nothing, because he knows overthinking is just plain harmful - and that kids, is why he drinks :D He tells them not to worry. Meanwhile, he sets up a nice dinner date and a movie at his house. To which they get freaky deaky. But he makes it so casual and relaxing they they're both bantering with each other.Engi: Eughhh, do you wanna know? WELL TOO BAD! As well all know, Engi is very soft spoken, polite, maybe a bit awkward. But like an onion, this mofocker has layers ("Stop singing!"). He's really a kinky cowboy - kinda like those strippers. Just imagine that around Spy! Anyhow, he's comforting and gentle, promising them that he'll make their first time special. And does he fuck! Now I'm not sure if any of y'all know about this, but if you've ever watched Green Mile, you'll know there's a scene were he cuddles his wife from behind in the kitchen - which ultimately escalates to sex. That's honestly how I picture Engi instigating it. It's so heat of the moment and spontaneous that the lover doesn't actually have time to think nor worry about doing something wrong. BUT they do consent! And the eughh? Welllll eheheheh~ he may involve his mechs~ Whaaat? You asked!Heavy: We all guessed this one. He doesn't flinch, but raises a brow. Admittedly, it's odd, but he doesn't think bad of them. It's actually kinda cute they'd save themselves for the one - for HIM! It's in honour and duty to make the first time the best time. Like Spy, he starts slow - either by hand or orally - before moving on to the Great Beyond. His love making is very slow and gentle, not rough like the other Mercs would expect. Hes arguably the true gentleman. He wants this to be perfect. It's almost set up like a Honeymoon.Medic: Out of all the Mercs, Medic's probably the dickhead out of them all when it comes to virgin lover. Why? Because this motherfucker sold his soul, so I'm guessing virgins are kinda scary. He probably laughs at them and finds it weird. Oh! But this is the PERFECT opportunity to experiment. When he gets them to agree to losing their virginity, he does not hold back! He's rough, kinky, weird! He's the BDSM psycho everyone makes him out to be and full of dirty talk. Surprisingly, this is exhilarating and addicting to his love. From their, they're the fuckin opposite of pure XDPyro: Pyro is... Judging by his innocent nature, he may be a virgin himself. OR. Or, he's Superman in the Sheets. Pick ya poison. Either way, when he's informed, he just cuddles them because they're so pure and cute! Much later, they're probably play fighting or watching something they shouldn't, and get it on. It's sudden, it's fast, and it's bloody wild! What a way to lose ya V card!Scout: Starting with Scout, now a small counter argument. Spy denotes Scout as a virgin. Although being a virgin is not bad, Spy (who can read people like the Monthly) uses it as an insult - to his own son! Now Spy is in the know, he's the Merc sentinel. Nothing escapes him. Simply put, he knows that sexual experience means a LOT to Scout, and if he's lacking wellll... He feels less of a man. In ED, he obviously says "Wanna do it?" To the "Tramp" HOWEVER in A Cold Day in Hell, he tells an imaginary Pauling that he's "saving himself". Now, I'm not sure which actually came first, but going on the comic's information, it's clear that he's actually holding out for "the one". So as much as he wants experience to be a "sex bomb", he really wants his first to be with someone important to him (and we can probably chalk this up as inspiration from his single Ma). TLDR? Well, what I'm trying to say is that Scout is also a virgin, and they've been holding out for each other. How sweet! He doesn't laugh and even awkwardly confesses he's one himself. They're first night - whilst lacking experience - is very passionate and important, both learning the ropes about each other. They're both awkward, but it's actually the special day for them. Scout takes the piss a lot, but he's actually... Quite kind about this. Oh, but he doesn't know when to shut up. *Matthew Santoro Voice* He gets freaky~!Sniper: Oooo tricky dicky thicky ricky. Now, I waved between seeing him as a virgin, and seeing him as someone who pays for prostitutes on lonely nights to get rid of the urge. So I'll do an even split. Virgin Route: He's... Surprised. How can someone as gorgeous as his lover not be taken like that yet? In a way, it's a confidence booster as he awkward admits to being new on the playing field too. He worries about getting it wrong or not pleasing his lover. He worries too much, actually. The first time is passionate but arguably more awkward than Scouts. But he works to keep them happy and satisfied, even if his first time is a bit shitty. Hooker Route: Similar awkwardness, especially because he has an emotional attachment to the person he's shagging now. He can just be rough, selfish and distant like he can with a prostitute. He tries his heart and soul to make it as loving and passionate as possible, so a lot of kisses! But he also doesn't judge, but he is shocked.Soldier: Holy fuckin Dooley. I-I... Don't want to think about it actually XD Hahah! Well, he's taken back, and maybe doesn't believe them. Who hasn't had sex!? It's awesome and fun! You're missing out! His intentions are pure and he means no harm, but his humour and forwardness can be a little off putting to his love. But that's just Sol for you! However! He promises you that he'll give you real passionate sex, the American way! Yeah, now you feel my awkwardness, hahah! But uh, yeah! He wants them to feel the love of sex and get intimate with them, when they're ready he takes the lead. Though I promise you he'll do something stupid like coat himself in honey so you feel more relaxed. He'll also be humorous and encouraging, definitely handing out compliments. That's... Uh Solly, I guess? XDSpy: Next! Hmm now this is kinda Scout inspired. I'd imagine with all his "expertise" that Spy may actually see himself as some kind of sex God (or at least one of Pyro's creepy cherubs!), so he knows different types and been with plenty of people, including more than his fair share of virgins. As a result, it's not new to him, and most likely not a surprise. If it is, he gives a small look of shock but changes quickly to compassion. Because it's someone he loves, he's rather gentle and comforting, heck, believe it or not, he's probably proud and amazed someone could be a virgin for so long in such a sexual world. Either way, he starts slow - specifically, he'll either start with his hand or orally - assuring them that they can stop at any time. He melts them into it. When he's not busy being a cunt, he's actually one of the more sensual and sensitive lovers. And despite his pickiness, he's actually the last to judge. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑Hey mate, I know this is more on a personal level (and I'm not trying to call you out or anything), but if you are a virgin and are genuinely worried what others think, I'll tell you this. Someone who truly loves you won't judge you or think you're "prude". They'll accept your choice and listen to you if you're ever uncomfortable. Trust your instincts, alright? Anyone who judges is probably Fried Chicken Tramp level Anyways ;D And if it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and "pure". Take it from me, it's like being a unicorn nowadays - ONLY LET THE WORTHY RIDE YOU! ... Bit much? 😭 Either way, take care, you little nugget, you!