#even characters who would name their disord tag [insert first name here]6001

[cryptideye]

*opens fanfic*

“bad at summaries LOL” *closes fanfic* “[creator chose not to use archive warnings] [#ship name] [#fandom] [#literally no other information]” *closes fanfic* “I-” *closes fanfic* “its a [ship name] fic what more do you need to know?” *closes fanfic* “[a collection of fandom oneshots with 300 chapters of all different fandoms whos tag list stretches for half the page and whos chapters arent even labelled by fandom / ship]” *closes fanfic* “chat fic # 9999999218!!!!!″ *closes fanfic* ”how [character] would react to a female love interest with long ivory hair confessing her love to him in a coffeeshop [request]” *closes fanfic “100k words, 250 chapters” *closes fanfic*

#why is this split into paragraphs #i did not add those breaks #seriously for the love of god label your chapters with the fandom at LEAST???? #why does danganronpa in particular have SO MANY chatfics like #sorry im sure theyre all good but i cannot sit through them #and theres SO MANY #every fandom im in has a huge amount of chatfics. even if it makes zero sense for the universe theyre in #why do warrior cats have a chatlog. they dont have thumbs for texting #and its always super stale memes #and usernames where you CANNOT tell which character is which #even characters who would name their disord tag [insert first name here]6001 #u cant tell me EVERy single person would give themselves a quirky nickname #stop trying to be homestuck i am begging you #sorry for being a hater. i will not stop #id tag this with all my fandoms but im not batting that beehive