#even if I've caught it and am infectious tomorrow I'll be keeping other people safe from me

[tenspontaneite]

Is there really any better feeling than the sheer relief of the end of a big social engagement when you can slam the door on the rest of the world and shed your hideously uncomfortable clothes and attack your face with hygiene to get the beautification gunk off and stand in the shower feeling the beneficent will of the universe in the warm water that washes the hairspray sins away

#life of sponty #look i realise this is extremely afab leaning but you know what there's a reason for that #and i was chanting oh god oh fuck oh god over and over again #from the moment i yeeted that fucking clothing to the end of crawling newly cleansed and unsuffering into bed #god fuck #tomorrow is also going to be An Ordeal because long journey #but!! i will be home!! at the end of it! fuck yes please aghhhh #okay so that aside i looked fucking excellent today but also #at what cost #there is a reason i wear makeup approximately once every three years and i was reminded very keenly of that today #fuck that noise honestly #shitpost #man i hope no one at this wedding had covid lol or we'll all get it for sure #there was a shit ton of hugging and sharing of fairly enclosed space #I'll be wearing a mask for my whole journey tomorrow so with luck #even if I've caught it and am infectious tomorrow I'll be keeping other people safe from me #i have all my vaccines and shit but that's no guarantee. rip