#featuring comet my editor (blog owner's oc)

[floydleechrp]

So, out of everyone you know at your school, rate them based on how likey you would beat them in a fight. Not only that, but whether or not you would fight them in the first place. And for extra flair, pick your battle theme for each fight :]

With 29 28 27 being "they would definitely beat me in a fight" and 1 being "I'd kick their ass in 2 seconds flat," I present to you: Floyd Leech's Official List of People He Could Beat in a Fight~ (featuring battle themes for each and every one~) 29. Sea Angel (Ortho). I am not fighting him. I'm an eel, not a monster. (He gets no battle theme because I'm NOT fighting him)

28. Seagull (Rook). Not that he'd beat me in a fight, I just wouldn't touch him with a 29 and a half foot pole (/ref). Theme song because. he's scary. leave me alone

27. Lobster (Prof Vargas). He probably could beat me in a fight, but that won't stop me, nee~ Theme song

26. Nudibranch (Malleus). I'm basing this more on physical strength than magical ability, buuut he's like, the most powerful mage at the school. I feel like we'd have a great fight~ Theme song

25. Flapjack octopus (Lilia). He's OOOLD. He's probably got a lot of experience.~ Still! I think I'd be just fine!~ Theme song

24. Sea Snake (Jamil). He seems to know what he's doing~ Still, he's made some slip-ups in his thoughts before, I'm sure I'd find a way around it~ Theme song

23. Crowley. He's gotta be strong if he's headmage right? I mean, I'd still win but gotta consider the possibility~ Theme song

22. Sea Lion (Leona). I feeeeeel like if he stopped napping 24/7, he'd make a good opponent~ Theme song

21. Jade.~ My brother and I have been fighting since we were kids! He's proven to be a perfectly fair opponent in a fight~ I'd say we're an even match~ Theme song

20. Azul~ Also a pretty fair match, I'd say, but on land? I think I beat him in physical strength, hehe~ Theme song

19. Sea Urchin (Jack). He LOOKS like a good opponent!~ Theme song

18. Crocodile (Sebek). I've seen Crocodile pick up like eight chairs at once before! That's gotta take at least a bit of strength~ Theme song

17. Sharksucker (Ruggie). He's small, he's fast, but does that mean he's strong?~ Theme song

16. Goldfish (Riddle). I knowww this is about strength, but Goldfish is way better with magic than he is brute strength, I at least know that much~ Theme song

15. Striped Beakfish (Prof Crewel). Yeah he's strict but I think I could beat him~ Theme song

14. Firefly Squid (Idia). Fire<water~ Theme song

13. Betta (Vil), what's he gonna do, throw eyeshadow at me? /j Theme song

12. Sea Turtle (Trey)~ Feel like he wouldn't be too hard to fight, but he's gotta have some spark in him, right?~ Theme song

11. Mackeral (Deuce). He's just a freshie, but he's definitely got some fight in him!~ I've seen it myself~ Theme song

10. Seahorse (Sam), he's surely got some tricks up his sleeve, but it's nothin' I can't handle!~ Theme song

9. Jellyfish (Silver)... I'm sure we'd have a fun fight if he didn't fall asleep. Theme song

8. Leaf Sheep (Spirit, @aetherphobia ), I dunno what she's capable of, but that's the fun part!~ Theme song

7. Snapper (Cater). He can multiply himself, sounds like one hell of a fight!~ (I'd still win~) Theme song

6. Crabby (Ace). I beat him in dodgeball all the time at basketball club, how hard could a normal fight be?~ Theme song

5. Clownfish (Howl, @thesunshineriptide ). I'd win, but if Clownfishie started doing another funny little dance, I might just quit from laughing too hard, nee!~ Theme song

4. Guppy (Epel). He's got some fight to him, but I'd still twist him into a pretzel without breaking a sweat~ Theme song

3. Red Squid (Prof Trein). He's an OLD MAN, I could snap him in two easy peasy!~ Theme song

2. Sea Otter (Kalim). He doesn't have an ounce of fight in him, easy win for me~ Theme song

Shrimpy!!!

What? Hey, no, that's me! Floyd why am I your number one??

Weeelll, I have fought you before!~ Your spells don't even hurt and you can barely hold your own books, nee~

Bu- Y- [Scoffs] Wow. That's SO rude of you, Unagi. /j. (you're right)

Here's your theme song, Shrimpy~

Okay, I'll accept that.

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