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happy yui day to yui and yui btw

#no clue when yui (heart no shuchou)’s birthday is but i want it to be either 2 or 5 march for the yui trifecta lmao #i hope we get another character named yui in the hwverse soon just bc it’d be very funny lol #anyways live love laugh stan dolce and ft4 #fedora throttle4

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man sure loves his 🕶️shades🕶️

#welcome 6 is first in the image set bc they’re closeups of the s h a d e s #so we have dai and his fedora，rio and his shades，megu and his shorts… and… yui and his nail polish…??????? #and iv and his ugly jackets that he somehow manages to pull off well ig #i want to see ft4 in matching outfits featuring all of their respective signature outfit styles (no matter how horrible it all combines) #i miss them sm auauaaaaaaaaa #fedora throttle4

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happy yui day 2k24!!!

YUI: We had a hotpot party at the office and the place freakin’ stinks now lololol

But well, all of us enjoyed the food, so we’re as happy as can be! That was super fun! Also, thanks, SICKS, for the well wishes!

RIO: We ought to ban your lethally spicy sauce from being added into our mystery hotpots from now on.

#i like to believe that the rest of them were defeated by the spice and that these were rio’s last words #rip daimeggle your sacrifice won’t be forgotten #full throttle4 #fedora throttle4 #fedora translations4

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the ~implication~ that these suits are from dai’s birthday celebration t h o u g h

#linked my shady tl in the text there bc you can find the og twt from the link to ymk’s post~~~ #but who let rio have the grimace shake though— #ok insanity over (lies) goodbye #fedora throttle4

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this is now one of many ✨ft4 christmas song manifestation zones✨

#there are only ​2 reactions to this twt: ‘wAIT ONE NIGHT *WASN’T* A CHRISTMAS SONG????’ and ‘omgomg what if ft4 christmas carols—‘ #ok but. i think ft4 could totally pull off jingle bell rock #or the 12 days of christmas (but megu buys every single member every mentioned item in that danged song) #idk ft4 can collectively enjoy their 40 lords a leaping and 48 drummers drumming among many other new additions to their little group ig #imagine ft4 perfoming onstage with their 24 geese a laying and 12 french hens though lmfaooooooooooooooo #futilely hoping that minakuru would get a christmas song too though~~~~~~~~~~ i miss them #fedora throttle4

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last year’s yui day messages go~~~~~~

YUI: Today, I’m gonna eat tons of yummy food with the guys and make it the best day ever!!! Hey, SICKS, you guys should eat great food too! Got it?

RIO: Geez, that YUI… He wants to hold a spicy food eating tournament just because it’s his birthday… Do we all really have to participate?

MEGU: I’ve got a lil’ something to get to, so gimme a call when you’re all done~⭐︎

#forgor to tl yui’s yui day messages last year lololol so here they areeeee #ig this is why he didn’t let them escape from the spice this year lol. he brought the spice to them instead— #i wanna thlottle him so bad why is he like this #full throttle4 #fedora throttle4 #fedora translations4

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FT4 HAS BEEN FREED FROM THE MV DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!

#just 2 days after complaining about the lack of daimeggle lmaooooooooooooooooo #omg humssmdndjdjshsjsjdjbxjsnsnsns DAI #I MISSED THEM SMMMMMMM AUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AJJSJSJSJDHXJXJDNCNFKDMSMSMAMMAMAJSJXJXJCU U HC #fedora throttle4

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omg megurio ivdai yui4everalone r e a l

#i leave twt alone for o n e d a y to read a webnoveand— #looking forward to listening to this tomorrow though~~~~~~~~~~~~ #but really. megu is truly the most shippable dude in ft4. there’s daimeggle (obviously) ivmeggle (troll x resigned adoring bf)… #yuimeggle (horrible troll x horribly trolled) and now~~~~~~~ #i hope that rio was the one who made the cake. making sweet cakes to his bf (megu)’s preferences so true~~~~~~~ #b u t the way iv is looking at dai though~~~~~~~~~~ (same though. i understand you iv) #and yu i . put down the champagne you’re still a minor h e y #(futilely hoping that at least 2 of them get to kiss under the mistletoe in the mv though— [is dragged off by the ankles]) #fedora throttle4

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#im. realising that both lxl and ft4 haven’t had proper mvs since shinjidai lmfaooooo #and no orenashi doesn’t count bc that’s just an aizo solo (*cough* which may or may not be about wanting to domesticate yujiro *cough*) #i miss ft4… their birthday twts barely counts as sustenance yk~~~~~ #hoping that lxl gets new mvs leading up to their album though~~~~~ #but yk… the funniest thing hw could do rn is to drop a song called ‘愛♡勇’ (like their rejected unit name)… #and play it off as a song about them loving their fans till the final chorus hits… #during which it’s suddenly revealed that they’ve been dating each other the entire time as they lean in to kiss as the song abruptly ends #i have an unrealistic vision o k— #i miss mona sm thoughhhhh. cutest angel fr~~~~ #and it’s hard to believe that minami is the one with the most recent mv out of all the performers here #when the chizuutan sweeps so hard she sweeps all the idol series idols under the rug— #minamemes #fedora throttle4

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sit d o w n young man, you’ll fall out of the party convertible

#rio’s sunglasses strike again lmao #brb trying to compile a collection of rio’s mv sunglasses bc it’s funny #fedora throttle4

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this scene is meguyui to me (delusional)

#where’s the plot twist in which the girl is just a crossdressing iv c’mon #if ascana can do it so can fruity thlottle4 r i g h t— #fedora throttle4

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aIZO DESSSSSSSSSU

#the lxl→daimeggle version lives rent-free in my mind too btw #unfollow me rn bc this live will be all i post about for the rest of the day— #dai my beloved <33333333 #this all came about bc lxl were talking about how the ft4 dudes helped them pre-debut btw #‘daimeggle helped us with dancing. ivrio helped with our singing. and yui… uh….. taught us how to fire up the crowd…?’ #the full live is amazing btw y’all should watch it if you can (<- says the moron who ripped the entire disc like a criminal) #fedora throttle4

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if the dub of the [redacted] anime had localised the names too—

#this is the single worst thing i’ve ever made and i’m counting my early dai edits— #koichiro’s name was originally ‘kokonut’ but i decided against it bc y o l o #i have reasons for all of these i swear!!!!!!! #but hiyoko’s is hermione bc it contains all the letters of ‘heroine’ and nagisa’s is ‘naomi’ bc it’s a girly enough gender neutral name lol #kuro is cheshire bc c’mon y’all know dubs like to screw around with names to make localised jokes and stuff— #as for ​the fake localised ver of ‘chuutan’… i couldn’t decide between the obvious option of ‘cherry’ and the not-so obvious ‘tulip’ #‘cherry’ bc of the ‘ch’. ‘tulip’ bc… yk… ‘kiSS ME CHUCHUCHUCHU CHULIP (tulip)’— #man i haven’t thought about imascg in y e a r s. tulip slapped real hard though. as did love destiny. but e h this post isn’t about them— #90% of the last names came from an online generator… and so did 60% of the first names tbh #and y e s i made this for my self-amusement how did you guess~? ☆〜（ゝ。∂） #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME— #shibakentucky fried chicken #ko’dai’ly shitpost of the day #misc. saltaro saltppenings #fedora throttle4 #the dude from gamushara #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day

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thank you nagisa for the ft4 cameo btw

#we can always count on nagisa for ft4 content when there’s a lack of ft4 content <3 stan our loyal canon sicks #i want to see nagisa with a poster of ft4 in that awkward crane pose from the good bye choreo btw #or a pic of them dabbing from welcome dabs #c. come to think of it ft4 dances are p. much just meme dances huh……. #like how they did that hip roll thing with the driving motions during to family of all songs…. #i need a good laugh so b r b gonna watch the ft4 live again— #fedora throttle4 #the dude from gamushara

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thank you nagisa for the yuirio cameo btw

#NAGISA FOR L A D OF ALL TIME #where’s dai megu and iv though :( maybe they t-posed their way out of the frame idk #fedora throttle4

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merry christmas iv

#terrible edits ik but ✨s h u s h✨ #happy birthday iv!!!! may your dumb bfs not torment you too much today lolllll #fedora throttle4 #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—