#fi- WAIT hang on this is so funny i gotta show this rn hang on

[keeps-ache]

oh but really, i'm so scared of sloths

#just me hi #listen because i have the reasoning of a madman and i need to talk about these creatures #firstly. Why are they considered cute #i do Not understand- have you Seen their faces ?? they're so scary‚ if i saw that outside my window at like 3 a.m. i'd just die. no #hesitation #second. the nails. the long creepy claws‚ i. i‚ .... #just Think about it for a second #third. the teeth #nothing else to add there just look up Sloth Teeth and boom! point made #fourth. they're slow but deadly #now that sounds like a joke but NO. they Will vaporize you if you touch them! they are not just slow dopey critters!! look up the Teeth !!! #fi- WAIT hang on this is so funny i gotta show this rn hang on