#for the last part imagine that scene in s3 where he’s crying to kiara ab what he did to sarah

[shellxrls]

i think @starfxkr wrote ab the theory that rafe is short for rafael (if not pls correct me!!).

and it got me thinking, imagine bimbo!reader finding it out one day after rafe endures a particularly harrowing reprimand from ward — doors slamming, both their voices raised to a crescendo until ward finally silences rafe and dismisses him out of the room “-and don’t come back until you’ve learnt something rafael.”

you’re a bit ditzy, fiddling with some diamantes on your nails — that rafe, of course, payed for — and waiting outside the office for him to come pick you up and take you to the country club.

you skip up to him as he exits, oblivious to his tense and angered demeanour and excited to exercise your newfound knowledge, “rafael,” you coo “is that like the turtle?”

“jesus christ — what? you heard that shit- what— what turtle?”

“the one from those movies? with megan fox?”

“shutup, baby—baby just shut up for a sec.” as he palms his eyebrows in a futile attempt to massage out all the tension, running his hand back all the way across his buzzed head and wondering how on earth he was going to deal with you today.

#for the last part imagine that scene in s3 where he’s crying to kiara ab what he did to sarah #couldn’t find a gif :( #;concepts #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron prompt #rafe cameron x reader fluff #rafe cameron smut