#friend zoning astarion to ride the big lady

[dragonlights]

So I started a run of bg3 to romance astarion cause he's such a sassy dickwad, and I love him, but then. I actually Met Karlach In Game.

And apparently by not hitting on her during the night you get that option... I went back and can't sleep with her now... And just. Oof.

She's just. So much Taller. And bigger. And her HAIR , and the horns, and she's chaotic but a sweetheart and astarion is a douche.

But dear fuck I want to climb that red woman like a tree.

I've never climbed a tree!

But for her I would make a SPIRITED EFFORT.

#dragontalk #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #but like im not even thinking of a poly situation. though also- maybe? #either way I don't think i can resist that #she's big and has an axe and her armor had those shorts and the fuckin top like????? #god. #i might reload a save for her #friend zoning astarion to ride the big lady #but i also REALLY WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD #REEEEEEEEEEEEE #Gonna make a dark haired goth nerd for him and let him deal with that.