#fucking tsa. he would 1000% get pulled over for a chat

[hornyforthevirginmary]

I’ve truly lost it. I’m imagining my blorbo going through the airport

#I can see him. waiting to pick up his checked bags. checking the time #he would be seated next to the most annoying screaming child ever #would he watch a movie? what movie? what does he think of the shitty airplane food #does he sleep during the flight? is he fascinated by the sunset above the clouds #do his ears pop? does he chew gum or suck on candy during take off? #fucking tsa. he would 1000% get pulled over for a chat #I feel like this is the point where you know you’re too far gone #like if you’re imagining blorbo at the airport then what’s even the point #where do I even go from here?