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stevensbf · 2 years
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pov: tally dinner
Waitress: Hello guys so how many is there?
Joe: Uhh six please.
Andrew: Bora's here?
Joe: Yeah look behind you
**Andrew turns around, looking at Bora who is currently death staring Zubin, who is ripping kids menus**
Bora: Zubin stop were in a public space
Zubin: Not my fault you record everything we do.
Bora, in fact, did have a camera in his hand. He was filming a Boralouge.
Waitress: Your tables this way, folks!
Joe, Rob and Ross: Great!
**Zubin looks straight into Bora's camera, death in his eyes**
Waitress: I'll be around for drinks in a moment!
**waitress leaves**
Ross: So what do you guys want to get? I'm gonna get-
Zubin: A kids meal? **He chuckled.**
*Bora zoomed his camera at Ross's face, which looked at Zubin with death in his eyes*
Rob: So what's everyone going to ge-
Joe:ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES
CHIOGGIA BEETS GOOSEBERRIES
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD
DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER
EGUSI ICACO
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of me.
The rest of the group: I'm not paying.
Andrew: I CAN'T pay.
Rob: Can't Joe pay?!
Zubin: Ross should pay.
Ross: Nah Joe or Zubin should!!
**end haahah**
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