#fuoon is a menance

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

@that-one-pretty-bitch: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

@fuoon  Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT

@thotsposts:   bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

@rouecentric:  With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later or not.

@sidra-29: No matter what I do, nobody at school... wants to be friends with me :(

@that-one-pretty-bitch & @manicmagic1: I would offer you moral support but I have questionable morals.

@blvckryx: Dear friends, you Christmas gift this year is.. me. Thats right! Another year of great friendship has been renewed!

@xxelfmamaxx: Are you sure this is the right direction?

@that-one-pretty-bitch: Certainly! I am as sure as I am honest with my parents

@manicmagic1: In that case, we are definitely lost

@u1tr4vio1ence and @that-one-pretty-bitch: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

@giyuus0nlywife, @thotsposts, @that-one-pretty-bitch, @d10nsaint, @sidra-29, @manicmagic1, @rouecentric, @dxmoness:

So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

@sidra-29  , motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

@d10nsaint:  BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

@dxmoness:   People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. @dxmoness : And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

@meenasmagic: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

@sidra-29: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

@lady-navier0357: Sidra, honey, no

@d10nsaint: Same

@lady-navier0357: Okay, truth or dare? @d10nsaint: Truth @lady-navier0357: How many hours have you slept this week? @d10nsaint: @d10nsaint: ...Dare @lady-navier0357: Go to bed. @d10nsaint: I don’t like this game.

@that-one-pretty-bitch : I can explain. @jeweledflowers: Can you? @that-one-pretty-bitch: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

@roucentric: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. @jeweledflowers: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

@manicmagic1​: You saved me. I owe you my life. @xxelfmamaxx​: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

@loekas​, tending to @rouecentric​ ‘s wounds: How would you rate your pain? @rouecentric​: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

@that-one-pretty-bitch : *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? @fuoon​: *chugs entire bottle* @fuoon​: It’s perfume.

@that-one-pretty-bitch: This is such a bad idea. @rouecentric​: Then why are you coming along? @that-one-pretty-bitch​: One of us need to be able to flirt the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong

#incorrect quotes with my moots #fuoon is a menance #nothing can convince me otherwise #d10saint is secretly emo #rouecentric is a proper Gen Z #loekas is the thereapist #We are all in dire need of therapy