#getting melted in the lava like NOOOO STOPPPP YOU'RE BEING SO...BIPHOBIC....AAAARGHHHH

[fallout-lou-begas]

star wars queer headcanons are really funny to me not in a "haha cringe" way but because anything you headcanon for anakin obviously applies to darth vader too and the sentence "darth vader is bisexual" is just really so hilarious to me. imagining darth vader in full armor drinking iced coffee, cuffing his jeans (worn over the armor), sitting weird, and other extremely online bisexual cliches

#funniest possible headcanon is that anakin is bisexual but didn't realize it until after he became darth vader #or like mid-fight with obi-wan #getting melted in the lava like NOOOO STOPPPP YOU'RE BEING SO...BIPHOBIC....AAAARGHHHH #star wars