#go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper.

[kittlyns]

Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today

#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet #got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good #order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait #get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up. #one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore #I now look like I've pissed myself #aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back... #clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in #ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up. #go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper. #dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!! #take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now #go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good! #halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style #the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor #oh my god why. why why why why why. #okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins #get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse #back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time. #why the fuck is this happening to me. #out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways #lady in car next to me watches the whole thing. #yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy. #lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now