#grian and/or lizzie should also be in here somewhere but idk where

[theminecraftbee]

okay silly au concept: in which joel was cursed to be a horrible beast after slighting a fairy tale witch but instead of hiding away or whatever he went “you know what hell yeah I am a beast” and became the local bloodthirsty cryptid. people tell warning stories about him and sacrifice people to him or whatever. he’s fine. lone wolf? going great!

then one day jimmy wanders/is driven into joel’s forest. he’s so tired of his horrible luck and life that when he comes across joel he’s not even scared. instead he sort of just collapses onto joel. what happens, happens.

joel panics, takes jimmy home, and then has to navigate Having A Squishy Human What The Hell.

things… go from there,

#this is another one to add to the pile of ‘I mean I probably won’t actually write this but I could’ #grian and/or lizzie should also be in here somewhere but idk where #this is mostly jimmy joel hours because. Holding them up gently. them #joel is Jimmy’s scary dog that theoretically gives jimmy scary dog privleage but actually makes them both less scary #you get the vibes yeah