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wheels-of-despair · 1 year
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@funsonmunson-again's Birthday Week Writing Challenge The Eddie: Cowboy!Eddie The Prompt: #24: saving the best for last haha, but birthday spankings with any of the eddies! selfishly and shamelessly for me. I want birthday spankings, so tell me how the eddies would give them Words: 300-ish Notes: Don't fucking look at me.
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"Alright darlin', you know what happens now."
You had just come home from celebrating your birthday with a night out at the local bar. You hadn't even had a chance to take your jacket off before he'd gone into the kitchen, pulled out a chair, and dropped into it. He was impatient tonight.
You slowly hang up your jean jacket and give him your best pout.
"Nope. Come on."
You walk over to him and pull your dress over your head. Not that it would've offered much protection anyway. It was all you had on.
"That's all you wore tonight?"
"I had a jacket."
"I oughta send you to fetch the strap for that."
You pout more.
"You've got 3 seconds to quit that poutin' and get over my knee, or this ain't gonna be any fun for you at all."
You scramble over his lap, knowing he's serious, wearing nothing but your best dancing boots.
"How old are you today?"
"Eighteen?"
He gives you a wallop, and you yelp.
"Twenty-four."
"Count 'em out, darlin'."
His hand cracks down, hard.
"One."
And again.
"Two."
And again.
"Three."
He picks up a rhythm, alternating cheeks with cracks that echo through the empty kitchen. It's not as hard as when you're being punished, but by twelve, it's hurtin' something fierce. You grit your teeth and keep counting.
"Twenty-four," you sigh, thankful that you're finally done. You want something else from him now.
His hand cracks down again, right in the middle, the hardest one yet.
"I'm only twenty-four!"
"You gotta have one to grow on," he laughs, rubbing the sting out of your burning ass with his calloused hand.
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marvelstarker-mha98 · 3 years
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Chaper 5: lambo and his grape fairy part 1
Lambo woke up with the start then looked at the time and it was 4:00 in the morning. Then his expression became really excited as he quickly jumps out of the bed and zoomed out from his room.
Lambo ran fast as he could from the hallway where almost everyone is asleep. Then he suddenly stopped running, as he can't hold it anymore to happily shout it out anymore because today is…
"today is may 28 and that means its my birthday and today is the day that I must not lose thi…" As lambo was about to completely shout it out, he suddenly went paled when heard a familiar scary voice.
"You must be really happy for shouting in this time of day, stupid cow." Lambo slowly turned around and saw reborn out of his room with murderous aura surrounding him as he was holding a Leon hammer. Lambo realizes he shouted at the wrong place.
"W-wait R-reborn I h-have a g-good reason for d-doing that" Lambo stuttered, afraid as he took couple steps back.
"Oh and what reason is that? Reborn said as he smirked while patting his palm with the Leon hammer and took a couple of steps forward. Then lambo falls over his butt on the ground.
w-well you see um… you k-know i-its my …" As lambo was about to completely say his reason, the darkness took over. Then suddenly he heard someone waking him and shaking him.
"Lambo, Lambo wake up"
"I guess he's not waking up."
"I'm sorry lambo if you're not waking up at this time I have no choice but to this" Lambo widened his eyes and splutter in pain when he felt someone jabbed in his stomach.
"Oi ipin, you don't have to jab me, you know!" Lambo shouted at his step sister.
"Well that's what you get for not waking up!" I-pin shouted back at lambo. Then lambo realizes that he was in his room with I-pin and futa.
"I-pin, futa-nii, what are guys doing here?" Lambo asked to both of them.
"We're here to wake you up because were going to start having breakfast." Futa said as lambo looked to both of them and suddenly remembered about what reborn did to him. Lambo then realized maybe it was a dream.
"it was only a dream" Lambo said.
"what dream? Futa asked as lambo realized that he said it out loud and decided to tell them. A few minutes later, Lambo told them about his dream of reborn hitting him with a Leon hammer. Ipin and futa looked at each other then looked back at lambo.
"That wasn't a dream that was real, reborn-San told us about what you just did." I-pin said as lambo was shocked.
"Eh, really, but how long have I been asleep!?" Lambo questionably asked.
"you've been asleep for five hours and the time now is 9:30" Futa said.
"And don't forget, today is may 28 and that means its your birthday." I pin said as Futa nodded.
"So happy birth…" As futa and I pin was about to sing for him, Lambo quickly stand on the bed.
"Your right! Today is my birthday and today is the only day that I must see her in person, so no more distraction and no taking nap!" Lambo shouted throughout his room while I pin and futa looked at him as they knew what was lambo talking about.
"Oh not again" Ipin said as she did a facepalm. Futa nervously laughed while there is one tiny sweat falling down on his side of his cheeks. Fifteen minutes later Ipin and futa were walking while staring awkwardly at lambo.
"Today is my birthday and this time I will see her!" Lambo singly said repeatedly as he was skipping happily straight to the dinning room. As the three of them are walking (or skipping), they saw Kyoya and Tetsuya.
"Teriyaki-nii, K-kyoya-nii" Lambo said as he walked to them.
"Hn, herbivore" Kyoya said.
"Good morning, birthday boy" Tetsuya said, smiling.
"Good morning to you too and you're right today is my birthday. And you know what, this time I'm going to see her once and for all!" Lambo declared as he ran.
"Wait Lambo!" Futa said as he followed him.
"Lambo! I'm sorry about him." I-pin apologized and bowed to them as she followed futa and lambo.
"What was the little herbivore blabbering about" Kyoya asked as he saw the three of them left.
"Lambo-San is talking about the candy grape person, again Kyoya-San." Tetsuya answered.
"Oh that herbivore… I'll bite her to death for being a disturbance in the mansion." Kyoya declared as he went to the opposite direction.
"Kyoya San you do know that she's not a real person" Tetsuya thought as he followed Kyoya.
With lambo, Ipin and futa
Lambo and I pin started arguing while futa was following them. Futa was listening to their conversation as they were already in the dinning room.
"And not only that, she doesn't even exist! I-pin said.
"She does exist but the only thing is…" As lambo was about to completely tell his the reason, he saw kyota, standing up from her chair and getting her bag from the ground.
"Kyota-neechan!" Lambo shouted, happily as he ran toward her. Kyota then noticed him.
"Oh ohayo Lambo-chan." Kyota said as she a tiny smile while she patted lambo head.
"hey Kyota-neechan you know what, today this time I'm going to see her and proved that she is real." Lambo declared to kyota with determination in his eyes .
"So you still believe in the Grape Fairy" kyota said to Lambo as he nodded happily.
That was the reason that lambo woke up very early today and was very happy, it wasn't about his special birthday it was about seeing a non existing person. Lambo have wanted to see that non existing fairy since the age of 6.
Because when lambo was living back in japan, in his 6th birthday his so called grape candy fairy gave him many types of grape candy flavor and she gave him a letter that stated that she will come every year in his birthday only to give him his present in his room only.
No one even minded nor even cared, because lambo will always be a brat but everyone in the vongola family still loves their crybaby and childish little brother. But some people like I-pin would tell him that she doesn't even exist and would force him to get over it.
Not only that, every time in his birthday lambo never seen her because he stated that he fell asleep or he was celebrating his birthday with the family or when he's distracted by things. He even stated that the grape candy fairy was in a hurry to go to the birthday children's bedroom who also only likes grape candies.
"Kyo-neesan, tell Lambo that the grape fairy doesn't exist and it's just an imaginary!" I-pin said to kyota as she walked to them.
"The grape fairy might be not real for you but she's real to me and to the kids that like grape candies!" lambo shouted as he and I-pin started arguing in between kyota.
Federico, Gokudera, Yamamoto, ryohie, chrome and bianchi were on the table, eating and ignoring their step siblings arguments as kyota sighed at the scene. A second later, Futa whistled making I pin and lambo stopped arguing and everyone in the table including kyota looked at him.
" Alright that's enough you two, I-pin let Lambo believe what he wants and besides it's his birthday today" Futa said softly to her.
"I know but he's 12 today almost turning a teen and needs to get over it because its not even normal in his age!" Ipin said.
"Well Hayato believes in UMA. He talks about it even though he's a grown man but we don't even complained about making him not believing on it." Federico said to I-pin as Gokudera nodded agreeing to his boss.
"So you don't need to force him to stop believing" Federico told her as Lambo nodded and agreeing with his older brother. I-pin sighed.
"Alright I understand I won't make lambo stop believing." I-pin said in a defeated voice.
"Alright I have to get going" kyota said as she said goodbye to all of them. When kyota was about to go, she stop for moment as she remembered something.
"Oh lambo, I forgot to tell you that uncle Reborn told me to tell you that "if you shout again like what you did this morning, I will shoot your mouth off and never let you speak again " Kyota said imitating Reborn's voice then left.
Everyone in the table sweat dropped as lambo hugged futa while he was shivering and scared half to death by the warning from reborn. Futa patted lambo head in comfort.
It was two thirty in the afternoon, Lambo was sitting outside with his legs crossed while leaning his back against his bedroom door while browsing internet.
Lambo finished with his training and studying with Gokudera and Chrome and already have lunch, few hours ago. Federico told lambo that he can have his free time in his special day and lambo even received birthday presents from his step brothers and sisters.
So this time, lambo was just sitting, browsing and waiting for the grape fairy to appear in his room. Lambo hasn't move his spot because he has to wait for his fairy to appear unless he has to go to the bathroom. So that was his challenge and nothings is going to distract him
"Yo Lambo"
Well except for that.
Lambo turned his head in the left and smiled as he saw Nosaru.
"Nosaru-nii, what are you doing here!" lambo shouted happily as he stood up and high fived Nosaru.
"Today is your birthday so here's your present coming from me, Aniki and the princess. The blue one is from Aniki and the princess." Nosaru said as he gave the two presents to lambo.
As Nosaru gave the presents, lambo quickly opened both. Nosaru's present was an earphone and uni and Gamma present were comic books for his age.
"Wow I should thank Uni Chan and Gamma in viber later." Lambo said as he opened the door of his room to put his presents. Nosaru bend down and quickly pick up the wrappers and throw it in the bin, then followed lambo.
As Nosaru got in, he saw Lambo's other opened presents that was given by his older step brothers and sister including futa bianchi I-pin and kyota. Nosaru suddenly looked down on the ground and Shockingly saw lambo's very own hover board.
"No freakin way, you got one of those Hoverboard!" Nosaru said as Lambo nodded happily. Nosaru walked to him as he put one arm around his neck and other hand rubbing his hair.
"Alright, tell me who bought this for you because I also want it. It's expensive and I don't have enough money! But who cares right now, I bet its Yamamoto!" Nosaru teasingly shouted as he continued rubbing lambo's hair. Lambo laughed.
"haha, no nosaru-nii it wasn't yamamoto-nii it was Federico nii who gave me this gift. I'm really lucky that federico-nii is my awesome brother " Lambo said, happily. Nosaru stopped rubbing Lambo's hair.
"That's nice" Nosaru mumured as he has a disappointing look.
"Nosaru-nii can you let go of me now" Lambo said.
"Oh sorry" Nosaru apologized as he let go of Lambo. Nosaru and Lambo were out of the bedroom when nosaru remembered something.
"By the way lambo, why are you sitting behind the door a few minutes ago?" Nosaru asked. As lambo was about to answer.
"Because he wants to see the grape person duh." Nosaru and Lambo looked at the right and saw bluebell with I-pin.
"Hey bluebell, did you give me any present for this special day." Lambo asked as he stretched his hands like he was waiting for his present.
"Sorry I haven't got anything but I will buy it for you since all of us are going out." Bluebell said.
"What!? where are we going!?" lambo questionably shouted.
"Didn't I tell you already that were going out to the mall to celebrate your birthday! So anyway, are you guys ready? bianchi-nee will drive us." I-pin told them as Nosaru and bluebell nodded.
Wait, you can't make me go, I have to wait for her!" lambo shouted as he was about to open his door but it was too late because I-pin grabbed lambo by the back of his shirt. Then the four of them started to walk.
"By the way did you tell Kyo about it?" Bluebell asked I-pin.
"Oh no I forgot to tell onee-chan!" I-pin said.
"Then call her." Bluebell said as i-pin agreed and took out her phone out from her bag.
"I-pin, Let me go! Nosaru-nii come on, help me…bluebell!" Lambo demanded but the three of them didn't listen to him. One hour and three minutes later I-pin, Bluebell, Nosaru and Lambo arrived where kyota was waiting for them.
"Call me if you guys want to go home, ok." Bianchi said as Nosaru, bluebell, I-pin and kyota nodded except for lambo.
"Wait take me with you!" lambo desperately said to her.
"Have fun!" Bianchi said as she ignored him and drove off.
Sorry for not reminding you that we were going out to celebrate Lambo's birthday" I-pin apologized to kyota.
"No that's fine. By the way what's wrong with him." Kyota said as she pin pointed lambo who has a depressing aura.
"Oh he's just fine" Nosaru said.
"Alright since we're all complete, let's make Lambo's birthday fun!" I-pin shouted as she pump her fist in the air.
"Oh!" Nosaru, Kyota and bluebell also shouted and pumped their fist.
"Oh" Lambo mumbled in defeat.
Seven hours later, bianchi, Lambo, Ipin and Kyota are finally back in the mansion. Except for Nosaru and Bluebell, who went separately home with their own drivers. When they got inside, almost everyone are awake except for the maids and butlers.
I-pin and kyota went to their own bedroom which are next to each other. "Good night kyota-nee, Lambo." I-pin said while she went in as kyota did the same.
Lambo said goodnight to the both of them then walked to his room happy after what happened in the last seven hours.
He was happy that he got to spend time with his step sisters and his friends but there was something that he forgot to do but he couldn't tell what it was. For now, lambo was happy.
"That was the coolest birthday that my step siblings and friends planned for me, not unlike waiting outside my room for the Grape fairy… oh no." Lambo suddenly remembered what he is supposed to do and he quickly ran to his bedroom.
As lambo finally arrived, he quickly opened the door and turned on the light then revealed on his desk a big basket of different types of grapes candy with an envelope, sticking on it.
Lambo walked to his desk and took the envelope from the basket, opened it revealing a letter. And it said:
Dear sweet child,
Happy 12th birthday and I am sorry for not seeing you in person as you wish for because you are out with your siblings and friends to celebrate for your new age of birth. For me, I was busy giving to the children who also likes grapes candy and have the same birthday as you. So, I will see you next year if you still believe in me.
With love and care,
The Grape Fairy
As lambo finished reading the letter from his so called grape fairy, the letter slipped from his hands and he instantly kneeled down on the floor.
"Noooo!" Lambo cried out throughout his room being heard over the whole mansion. Meanwhile, a certain 13 years old black haired girl was in the bathroom, brushing her teeth. She nod for herself as she was like saying "I guess it worked as uncle Reborn planned" then spits out the toothpaste.
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