#he couldn't swing an axe without tripping over himself my lord

[dastardlydandelion]

#the black phone #the grabber #albert shaw #you guys cannot be serious #HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING #SRSLY #dude did nothing for an hour but put plates on the floor #he couldn't swing an axe without tripping over himself my lord #great horror villain my ass #the mask is great #it rly is #design and casting choice were spot on but like #he literally didn't do anything #he felt like a threat all of??? what? twice in a film that was an hr and 40 mins long?? #dude is unsettling and he defo had the potential to be terrifying but c'mon #he hardly interacted with finn #barely menaced him at all #is hardly shown interacting with anyone so he's just some ambiguous bad guy in a mask than a villain who carries presence #great horror villains have presence #if he was scarier it actually would've made finn killing him that much more triumphant of a scene #the lack of presence and lack of threat sucks some of the impact out of finn's victory bc it never rly felt like his life was at stake #bc this fucker was so goddamn lame #a straight up snore compared to other horror villains #also stg dude must be stupid #how did he not notice finn pulled the grate out the window #how did he not notice this kid getting dirty after digging the floor under the tile #for someone who's supposed mo is to punish his prisoners for being naughty #like u didn't even notice when this kid was doing just that #flashing gif #i am a stab crab