#you guys cannot be serious

[dastardlydandelion]

#the black phone #the grabber #albert shaw #you guys cannot be serious #HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING #SRSLY #dude did nothing for an hour but put plates on the floor #he couldn't swing an axe without tripping over himself my lord #great horror villain my ass #the mask is great #it rly is #design and casting choice were spot on but like #he literally didn't do anything #he felt like a threat all of??? what? twice in a film that was an hr and 40 mins long?? #dude is unsettling and he defo had the potential to be terrifying but c'mon #he hardly interacted with finn #barely menaced him at all #is hardly shown interacting with anyone so he's just some ambiguous bad guy in a mask than a villain who carries presence #great horror villains have presence #if he was scarier it actually would've made finn killing him that much more triumphant of a scene #the lack of presence and lack of threat sucks some of the impact out of finn's victory bc it never rly felt like his life was at stake #bc this fucker was so goddamn lame #a straight up snore compared to other horror villains #also stg dude must be stupid #how did he not notice finn pulled the grate out the window #how did he not notice this kid getting dirty after digging the floor under the tile #for someone who's supposed mo is to punish his prisoners for being naughty #like u didn't even notice when this kid was doing just that #flashing gif #i am a stab crab

[danielashcuntwars]

XENOPHOBIC AGAINST WHO??? FRENCH PEOPLE?????

#you guys cannot be SERIOUS

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

#i can only see sonic with a kid if its some random kid he accidentally adopted or whatever #and if he had a partner whatever they have going on probably wouldnt fit the typical idea of how having a partner works at all #i dont think sonic is a very romantic guy to be honest. and being in a serious relationship or ''settling down'' wouldnt be for him #i guess you could argue his feelings towards that sort of stuff could change once hes an adult #but i kinda. dont like. the idea of him suddenly becoming interested in romance and wanting to settle down #as a sign hes ''finally grown up'' or whatever. because lack of interest in romance isnt an immature trait you have to grow out of #some people never want that sort of thing and thats fine #anyway i dont hate fankids to be clear i think theyre fun in concept . like from a design standpoint #taking traits from characters you like to make a new guy out of it is fun #i just cannot imagine those things ever actually happening does that make sense #actually while im at it i dont think rouge would want kids at all either . people want her to be motherly so bad but she just is not #she is the cool older sister figure who teaches you how to steal from the pin container at hot topic without getting caught. not a mom

[mellohirust]

so we all agree that dsmp volume 1 is ours forever now right. right. i love you fanon i love you canon-divergency i love you aus i love you fanartists and fic authors and game devs and musicians and cosplayers i love you dsmpblr etc

#dsmp critical #just read liveblogs. erm. #i think that was just. all of my least favorite tropes roped into one you cannot be serious ToT #a two year long hyperfixation for THIS... naur. #love the community though. you guys are cool ^^. very creative and talented people here #z.txt

[kitsumo]

saw the worst opinion that "making fankids for minor pairs is gross because youre fantisizing them having sex" and i literally cannot be the only one who thinks that is really stupid

cause like. a lot of people making fankids. are kids, who just want to make a future for two characters they like, which are probably ALSO kid characetrs because, theyre kids themselves. i know i did that all the time with mlp, although it wa smostly wiht the mane six

AND the other people making fankids are doing it to explore what a design would be like, and even still when i make fankids now i am NOT fucking thinking about that, and i promise you nobody is

#i love vague posting #if you guys know whats this is about congrats #but still. such a fucked opinion like i cannot even comprehend how they got to that conclusion #its like those memes where people are like “omg parents with kids in public are just going around showing people they had sex” but liek #theyre beign serious about it. wild #wof #wings of fire

[rainbow-neko-main]

Okay so controversial topics about the new Fiona and Cake episode. Children avert your eyes I might be on the wrong side of history here.

I dont see a problem with the Simon x Winter King shipping.

Did anyone bat an eye when we were shipping sandersides together? Those were all just peices of Thomas so whether you like it or not thst was just Thomas x Thomas shipping.

Would you, or would you not, kiss a clone of yourself? It's an entirely FICTIONAL thing that humans have no way to replicate, and so the internet has asked this question for a long ass time. This isn't something that could happen, so fictionally, would you kiss a clone of yourself? Because the awnser for me is that I think I would, because it sounds like a very healing self love learning process.

What caused us to think makeouts or romantic relationships with an alternate version or clone of OURSELVES was morally wrong? What about it is wrong??? Like /gen I am struggling to find a reason why it's wrong and would love if someone could give me the run down on the opposite side of this argument. Is it egotistical? Yes absolutely. Is it weird? YES. BECAUSE ITS A FICTIONAL THING THATLL NEVER HAPPEN. But is it wrong and deserving of being cussed out and ridiculed? I think not!!!

Do I think the internet may have trauma regarding the onceler and sans aus and its causeing everyone to overreact and lose their bloody minds? Yes. Yes I do.

#adventure time #fiona and cake #simon petrikov #simon x winter king #winter king #conversation #discourse #Welcome home fans stay out of this #that wally x wally stuff would be fine if you guys werent doing such gross shit with it #i cannot defend you guys cause your just being NASTY #serious #tw discourse #ship #shipping

[puppychase]

Everyone writing mirage as cool and seductive is so wrong. He calls his bf “bro” and “dude” and he’s always unserious. One earnest moment and he’s turning into a Porsche and driving away out of embarrassment

#You guys know #also everyone writing Noah confessing to mirage as if either knows what tf they’re feeling #I love it but we both know they’d just drive in silence and mirage would play a romantic song but chicken out and change the station #“What was that” “uh nothing. Hey look over there” #Stuttering ✔️ awkwardness ✔️ chickening out ✔️ being embarrassed (especially in front of Chris). ✔️ #Tenants of Noah x mirage #noah x mirage #transformers: rise of the beasts #original #It takes mirage dying to make Noah realize what he feels so it would definitely take something serious for him to admit it #Like mirage leaving or having an issue where he’s damaged / when Noah is rebuilding him #I’m imaging noah yells at him when he pretends to die again or something while he’s fixing him and mirage CANNOT figure out why he’s so #Upset over a joke

[aaandbackstabbed]

Webby, intense fake laugh: don’t be late or I’ll slit your throats!

Louie: you don’t have to laugh we know you’re not joking

Webby: good.

#she is so very serious #this is also Huey #before anyone else says it #bec if there one thing they agree on it’s being on time #Dewey and Louie on the other hand… #Dewey is just pocket sized adhd #and Louie dgaf #he gets where he wants when it suits him #Dewey at least tries to be on time #he’s just not very good at it #Huey is the kind of guy who gets there at least 30 minutes early #Webby is only mildly better #but she cannot stand when people are late #maybe that’s her grannies influence #because you just know beakely does not tolerate lateness #like absolutely not #and it’s been passed down 100% #webby vanderquack #Louie duck #ducktales #incorrect quotes

[marcusagrippa]

normal about this

#idk. idk. you cant be separated from him. there wasnt a you before you met him. you cannot exist without him. the memory of it all #on a less serious note not sure if theres a better word for it but the kennification of agrippa #guys tag #wip relevant

[bolasrojas]

This fandom has held such a special place in my heart and has introduced me to so many new cultures that I’ve completely fallen in love with. I will stay here for as long as everyone else is no matter how fuck up it all may seem now.

Yes it may be over for the actual qsmp but that won’t stop me caring for and loving all you wonderful people. ❤️

#qsmp #I’d love to pretend I’m still optimistic but I’m absolutely serious when I tell you guys it’s over #I cannot see a way this comes back #I just hope that we continue to see bridges built between different languages and cultures in the streamer space

[finnitesimal]

So Missa has been feeling pressured to take care of the eggs on the server, like he can't play the game with his friends how he wants, similar to how Rubius and Spreen have been and that's fucked right but also he's getting EMAILS??? To Look After Chayanne???? his EMAILS dude we are Lucky if he ever streams qsmp after this EMAILS??? fuckers have been EMAILING him to take care of pixelated egg??? are you Kidding me

#the fucking Patience on this man. you're fucking joking #cannot comprehend this level of entitlement. you're allowed to miss him. right. #youre allowed to go when will my father come back from the war :( you're allowed to make funny prayer summoning circles #but You're Sending Him Fucking Emails??? #we might not ever see this guy on the server again im so serious. you do this to Phil i Guarantee he's logging on to kill chayanne himself. #hed upload a video shattering that papermache egg and hed laugh and id get it

[soullessjack]

tumblr is a cesspool of bad fandom opinions but spn tiktok is another ring of hell entirely because like. what do you mean “lucifer would’ve been a better father to jack than dean.” what do you mean “mary was just as bad if not worse than john.” why are you calling people pedophiles for wanting a grown man just because you think he’s mentally stunted because he wears Velcro shoes. do you understand what you are saying. are your brain cells active and functioning properly

#the dean hate….. the mary hate... I cannot abide by it #mary is just this fandoms skylar white if I’m being so completely serious and honest #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #spn tiktok #spn fandom #dean winchester #mary winchester #jack kline #if I have to see one more ‘deans not jacks dad’ edit I will eat fire and shit lava #that takes up the majority of jack edits too 😭😭😭😭😭 #dean&jack girls we are losing so hard #I never expect media literacy or nuance from tiktok of all places but come onnnnn guys why are you even here #this is literally the gray area of morality show!!!!

[roseworth]

absolutely insane that warrior cats fans act like theyre oppressed by people calling the cats cats. please go outside

#i know cami just made this exact same post #but i was scrolling through the notes and. wow #the character im fighting for is from a picture book so i get it but you guys cannot be serious

[starrysharks]

writing 5 page encyclopedias on my ocs and their stupid backstories is so fun but writing the story itself oooooh i can't stand the writing the story itself

#mantra of 'i'm cringe. i'm cringe. i'm cringe' playing in my head as i write reassass's 5th chapter 1 first draft #i would get my sister to read it and tell me if it really is cringe but its so cringe i cannot even show her #writing savory's factfile on why he's so fucking weird: haha! yeah! weird guy! #writing savory in the comic itself being fucking weird: why is he talking like that. why is he like that. this is cringe #dude you are literally the one who made the character #the thing with reassassination is that i want it to have edge like shadow the hedgehog ripoff oc type edge #cmon its about a girl who gets KILLED but COMES BACK and she KILLS PEOPLE and shes trying to find WHOEVER KILLED HER and KILL THEM BACK #i dont want to take myself too seriously here #but thats the hard part how much edge is too edge #how can the transition from edgy horror-comedy to serious horror-drama be executed in the most graceful way #AURRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH #we're strong. and we're brave mate. we'll find a way #its only cringe if u make it cringe zeno..... go write your stupid comic....

[suffarustuffaru]

subaru being a teensy bit sus with otto in breaktime s2: a compilation (part 1) (ft. ram being the unfortunate third wheel)

bonus:

#you thought i was just gonna do it from ottos pov?? we cannot deny subaru either ☝️ #rezero #natsuki subaru #otto suwen #also once again. rip ram. shes like ‘are u guys fucking serious rn. right in front of my salad??’ #i love her expression bc its a blink and u miss it look of pure disgust at ottosuba being weird in front of her its so funny skdndnd

[mourninglamby]

i know I’m not seeing huntlowers harassing an artist for drawing a cute comic where Willow rejects him but they stay good friends I know I’m not seeing that right. I’m like actually jaw dropped some of you guys better just be dumb 14 year olds and not grown enough to understand how fucking dumb that is….. holy shit

#i don’t like uhuntlow #but this is making me despise it #you guys cannot be serious with this …