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#he got to pick the suit to wear from bruce's gallery and he chose ... that one ... the one he remembered from when he was a kid
prodigalwing · 2 years
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starfirette · 2 years
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hc: you & helena go to the mall together
A Trip To The Mall Would Include...
Helena Bertinelli x Reader
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It starts with Cassie getting invited to Bruce Wayne's birthday ball. She told Harley she could bring a guest, but Harley told everyone else Cassie was allowed to bring whoever the hell she wanted.
You wanted a new dress anyway, so Helena took you immediately to some high end brand stores. She seemed to know all the managers and designers. You didn't like most of the things you tried on, all of them being a little too out there or not there enough.
It took a while to convince Helena to try shopping like a regular civilian would: at the mall.
It was a girls day! Everyone tagged along in Baby (Harley's vintage Oldsmobile Starfire) and drove to uptown Star City. They had the best mall in the area, so why not go there?
First, you all tried Forever 21. Helena was flabbergasted at the brand and wanted to leave.
Harley didn't leave without buying Cassie a pair of sunglasses and a cheap set of perfume.
Next, Macy's. Reneé found her outfit there, a deep purple suit with flared pants. She bought one her in size.
Helena didn't like anything there, so you all moved along.
Dinah found her dream dress at a local boutique that you immediately followed her into. Dinah chose a plunging black dress with two slits for her thighs. Helena did NOT like the way your eyes glittered at the sight of Dinah posing.
Harley told Cassie to shop at Justice, which made Cassie throw a fit. So Cassie and Harley both took off to try another shop. You and Helena went in the opposite direction, finding a dress shop. You fell in love with a mini, fit and flare dress with long sleeves and dark blue sequins on the black bodice. Helena funded this choice, as well as a pair of new platform shoes and a tiny, but expensive diamond encrusted necklace.
But Helena still wasn't sure what she even wanted to wear.
Meeting back up with Harley and Cass, as well as the others, you saw Harley had chosen a glittering mass of fabric and gems.
Cassie chose something much more formal, a knee length burgundy dress with cap sleeves.
As for Helena, she'd given up officially on shopping, claiming she'd just find something from her mom's old wardrobe. (She ends up wearing a vintage white dress draped down to her ankles, wrapped up in black fur. She was honestly the sexiest one there.)
Harley dragged everyone to the carousel. You and the Birds rode it a couple times in a row.
Dinah and Cass wanted to go to Build-A-Bear, so everyone headed that way next. You made this one for Helena:
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And what would a mall trip be without a visit to the food court?! Helena had apparently never been to a Johnny Rockets, so you all gleefully ate there. Even Reneé enjoyed herself, though she wouldn't admit it. Helena was surprised when the workers got on the counters and performed musical numbers. But she enjoyed her hot dog and milkshake!
Before leaving Harley wanted to stock up on Auntie Anne's. Even though you'd all just eaten, you and Helena split a pretzel with cheese and god is was delicious.
So the mall trip was a success. Helena didn't beat anyone up, not even the woman that tried to sell you cuticle gel remover from a "sketchy looking stall."
"It's the mall," Harley said through a mouthful of pretzel. "There's sketchy stalls everywhere. Look, that one is selling iPhone 17s. There aren't even any iPhone 17s on the market!"
Though the trip was a success, Bruce Wayne was still surprised to see a few extra guests then he invited. Harley helped herself to the shrimp cocktails, and got so drunk that she started picking the olives out of an elderly couple's martinis. You and Helena got caught making out in the small art gallery by Bruce Wayne's butler. But Cass still left with an official invitation to be a Robin! All in all, an good day.
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