#he kissed and married lestat when his mouth was full of his priests viscera

[captain-noir]

‘louis should go to therapy’ and ‘louis should work on himself’ and ‘louis deserves better than lestat’ are for the boring, conventional yellow bellied normies. i sincerly hope he gets worse. i hope he sells everyone he loves and cares for down the river for lestat’s radioactive dick. i hope he turns into the most predatory vampire akasha accused him of being and i hope he does it with a twinkle in his eyes

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #he is an insane little man who has managed to convince you lot of his innocence #he is performer too #he's weaving this macabre and wacky story about monsters dressing up as humans #he has a human farm! #a private hangar #a vampire doctor #a fleet of human servants at his beck and call #and he wants to bring about an apocalypse for both the human and vampire species because he is bored #he is not right in the head #there's something reptellian in modern louis #he kissed and married lestat when his mouth was full of his priests viscera #he is the worst #i love him to bits