#he pops back in after like 30 minutes to make sure these two idiots havent found a way to somehow make force ghosts bite the dust

[destroyedparadise234]

obsessed with how Star Wars de-canonized Obi-Wan secretly giving Anakin the cheat sheet to speedrun becoming a Force ghost, and instead has made them into a dyad so that even IN DEATH they are cosmically incapable of leaving each other obikins just keep winning

(referencing this article suggesting they’re a dyad)

#obikin #makes me wonder how THAT first interaction went if it wasnt obi wan who actually taught anakin how to force ghost #but instead as obi wan and yoda watched the death star blow up in the distance they just #hear nervous shuffling from behind them and a ‘u-uh… master?’ #and obi wan’s jaw drops bc its a fuckin blue anakin skywalker looking not a day over 22 #and yoda IMMEDIATELY dissolves into thin air for the moment #bc no way in all the sith hells is he going to stick around for this conversation #at least not until those two finally have the heart to heart convo they desperately needed #and yoda expects maybe some shouting #maybe a lot of shouting #maybe a shove or a slap if theyre feeling spicy #he pops back in after like 30 minutes to make sure these two idiots havent found a way to somehow make force ghosts bite the dust #and finds that these two were alot more spicy than he anticipated #bc honestly he didnt realize force ghost clothing could be removed #i cant believe the dyad theory is in mainstream now #they really said even in death where there is a kenobi you’ll find a skywalker not too far behind