#he watched tubbo attempt to knock an arrow backwards the other day. he’s convinced wilbur would lose to a paper bag

[apollos-boyfriend]

i think when cpurpled witnessed the wars and sever infighting he had a small realization of “oh right. not everyone is expertly trained in combat and the art of killing” as he watched ctommy fumble with a bow and cwilbur grip his sword wrong 90% of the time. but instead of being angsty about it and lamenting on what he lost having been raised as a killer instead of as a child he just went “fucking cringefail losers” and moved on

#icarus speaks #i think he was pretty Deep in his lifestyle before joining #between hits and jobs and bedwars games #killing people (permanently or not) just became another Daily Thing #whether you see hypixel bedwars as a blood sport or not #like. it still required intense skill in the art of fighting #so he low key forgot it wasn’t a constant for everyone #and he thinks it’s SO cringe. but it also boosts his ego. what are these people going to do against him? #he watched tubbo attempt to knock an arrow backwards the other day. he’s convinced wilbur would lose to a paper bag #he’s basically untouchable in early smp and i think he reveled in it a but #bit*