#he'd be like ooooh while you were busy waiting by the door i was nearly KILLED (lie) are you happy

[kimmkitsuragi]

i just went to the steel watch foundry to plant a bomb and i was like "ehhh i think astarion can do it stealthily, off you go boy" and i gave him the bomb and sent him alone while we're waiting by the entrance. he just had a 1v7 (?) (including 2 steel watch) combat and walked away with a grand total of 15 damage. i love this unkillable man so much

#he's always carrying the combat so i just trusted his critical hits enough to send him alone #i imagine he would be so bitchy about it afterwards but in a cocky way too #he'd be like ooooh while you were busy waiting by the door i was nearly KILLED (lie) are you happy #thank god im the only competent person in the camp (also a lie but he carries a lot so) #playing bg3 #i have total faith that he can go ahead and plant the bomb without any problem now. go white boy go