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#he's so old every time he drops a colloquialism it's so buckwild and outdated it does psychic damage
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Xenk Yendar doesn't traffic in colloquialisms because he's so old he doesn't know any anymore
#the same way i don't understand tiktok-speak xenk hasn't understood slang in 80 years
#speak plainly or shut the fuck up this man has a mission. and a quest. and a campaign. and sidequest. and a—
#he's so old every time he drops a colloquialism it's so buckwild and outdated it does psychic damage
#he once met a quest-giver's 100-year-old great grandmother and they chattered excitedly for over an hour
#the quest-giver can't tell anyone what they discussed because those old fuckers code-switched and they couldnt understand 8 words out of 10
#xenk yendar
#dungeons and dragons
#honor among thieves
#by apples
#linguistic drift is real and it is the fucking devil
#like yeah he's autistic and that's important but don't forget he is also. hella fucking old.
#he's seen the rise and fall of entire royal families. he probably remembers when 'bitching' had to do with pouring tea.
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