#his fall predates eve hes the proto eve so of course it's him in the garden saying don't you want to know

[winepresswrath]

When Crowley says he understands what Aziraphale is offering a whole lot better than Aziraphale does Aziraphale loses the plot (the plot is that he loves and trusts Crowley). He's spent so much time being condescended to and belittled and is currently high on approval and sympathy from an authority figure who thinks ingesting things is cool and not disgusting at all! So feeling like Crowley is talking down to him in that moment is doubly a slap in the face because it's Crowley not being on his side (horrible) but it's also Crowley saying that Metatron's validation doesn't count and he's dumb for thinking it should. This is all very sympathetic but also Crowley was right!!! Crowley was right about everything Aziraphale doesn't understand because for all he's suffered for being himself he has never been cast into hell and had to develop a whole new identity about it, and so it really was the actual worst possible time to break out "I forgive you."

Also c'mom buddy I know you weren't there for "I was only asking questions" but that metatron's "always wanted to go his own way... always asking damned fool questions" really Aziraphale??? REALLY????

#I'm still grieving for Crowley also being a nobody #but I've stopped deluding myself #angelic it girl Crowley has been confirmed #everyone thinks he's cool and hot except for Gabriel who thinks the natural order is to be cool and hot so everyone else is just a loser #also he is just like. terrified of Gabriel and gives zero shits about any other Angel #thought that might be after he realizes he can do mega miracles with Aziraphale by his side #anyway Crowley is important not just in rank but because #his fall predates eve hes the proto eve so of course it's him in the garden saying don't you want to know #ms. can't stop asking questions themselves #I'M STILL BOOING #but ill take it #good omens spoilers #good omens season two spoilers