#his family kept kosher when he was a kid so he only discovers the allergy in the middle of college while going through a rebellious phase

[matthoopergay]

he looks like the kind of guy who was born on february 29th and also has a shellfish allergy. dont know how to explain it.

#his family kept kosher when he was a kid so he only discovers the allergy in the middle of college while going through a rebellious phase #he also looks like the kind of fella who spends at least 3 months of the year sick every year #he keeps a little list of things that have almost killed him bcuz he’s very normal #and the list is just like. ‘clam chowder ‘59’ ‘inner ear infection ‘67’ ‘big shark ‘74’ #jaws 1975 #matt hooper #hooper #only the hardest hitting jaws content from me<3