#how many black and white soft edts are there of Cell in court with text like “he was just a boy 😔” or smth

[lgbtiba]

I'm not even watching any streams right now but I'm still thinking how bizzare true crime podcasts/youtube videos must be in the QSMP universe. Can you fucking IMAGINE how many Dahmer style documentaries Cell has??? Every other documentary has like 4 different mental health experts each who each have wildly different conclusions on What Is Wrong With Him. THere's rumors that since when he was 13 he was in WAR and was often seen alongside the Grim Reaper hmself (the youtubers/podcasters always brush this off as bullshit (in the most exagerated storyteller voice ever) or is it?????) then he gets sent to life in prision at age 16 in Brazilian Alcatraz for whatever serial killer shit he did in that gap in his memory (wich included killing someone, cutting them into pieces and burying them all over a park. And being the leader of 5 gangs.again, age 15 to 16 btw) he sits there for a few years constantly getting into trouble with the other inmates till he's 18, cuts someone's ear off in the meantime, murders one of his prision exes, eats this guy's leg and days later escapes with him and 2 other dudes (one of wich is another ex) after having murdered a police officer, and disappears for 8 years besides for a few alleged witnesses on this "Cellbit" guy. The last time anyone has heard about Cellbit was in may 2023 in Australia for some reason, when he bought some shitty boat with two of the guys Cell escaped prision with (who are now infamous scientists, good for them), the fucking police officer he supposedly murdered years ago and also just some fucking guy. THEn the boat vanishes off the face of the earth and supposedly they all just fucking sinked and DIED. How many quirky serial killer tiktok fangirls does he have.

#how many black and white soft edts are there of Cell in court with text like “he was just a boy 😔” or smth #qsmp #q!cellbit