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#how tf could they release a game that doesn't work on console
anotherisodope · 3 years
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Regarding Cyberpunk 2077 Drama
The whole situation with Cyberpunk 2077 being released while still basically unplayable on console reminds me of a college student who gets multiple extensions on a paper that is due, fucks around for most of that time and then desperately slaps some bullshit together at the absolute last moment
Except, of course, for the following:
1. The paper is absolutely gorgeous bullshit but you can only read it properly on a computer
2. Even then it’s full of flaws
3. The student isn’t even the author, but instead paid a team of writers way too little to forgo food, sleep and time with their families to make up for HIS shitty time-management skills
4. He can’t understand why the professor, who prefers to print out student papers and read them, gave him an F when he “worked so hard”
5. The GSAs for the class are busy bitching about the paper’s other flaws while largely ignoring the big issues of worker abuse and most of its intended audience not even being able to even read it
6. The student himself should really be forced to go back and personally rewrite that shit so it prints properly and doesn’t exploit or piss off even more people in the process
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