#hthrob rants

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this is for literally anyone who majestically somehow stumbles upon my blog or whatever but

go look at my ao3 I make demon smut ig

my name is hearthtrob. if u want to u can call me herb, or throb lol

under 18 means DNI w/ me. i reblog NSFW and may or may not post nsfw

i accept any pronouns fam 😎

also, this tumblr account was made for me to simp and scream over shit on my phone, not for drama, so if I upset you or piss you off tell me either in a respectful way, or don't talk to me at all. tyy

random things and masterlist under cut

Name; Hiya! I'm Herb. Or Throb. Call me anything, as long as it's not rude! ;D

Age; I'm ranged between 21-25 =]

Language; I speak Spanish and English, know some Latin, and I also know Hebrew (blaming my grandma for the Hebrew part

Prns; I go by any! what's in my pants? A copy of Stephen King's Misery and shrooms.

Fandoms; DC, Ghost, (only ones I'm active in)

Masterlist:

Kissing Me Softly - Swisstom ( NSFW )

Open Wide - Swisstom ( NSFW )

Hold me in the dark - Dewther ( SFW )

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idk who took my gender or why tf they wanted it but pls give it back pls

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i don't know how but I somehow managed to burn my spaghetti.

#spaghetti 😔 #hthrob rants

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woowee thats a doozy and oh lord suddenly i am oh so in love

#why are women always my downfall #this isn't fair why did you make me gay jesus #WHY JESUS WHY!!! #i don't love you like wife but i love you like oh my god #hope that makes sense #hthrob rants

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god why have you given me the immune system of a small toddler.

#I literally hate this and want to pass away #I fainted awhile ago #my nose is stuffy #my coughs are dry and painful #Literally watching the 2012 movie with a pair of sweatpants and shirtless with my heater on and hair wet #I barely get sick but when I get sick it's always fuckin bad #last time I got sick I ended up giving my sister covid too #im so lucky I get paid for calling off when im sick oh my goddd #hthrob rants

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oh my god i am having so many mixed emotions right now I swear im two seconds away from quitting my job, changing my name and moving to a new country i hate this bullshit

#this is what happens when you talk to people constantly that you haven't spoken constantly to in 2 years #im so fucking stupid :/ #hthrob rants

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Whenever I hear “you have a noice voice” compliments I immediately think to how as an individual above the age of 20 my mom told me I sounded exactly the same as I did when I was 12 and idk how to feel abt that

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rant:

one of my friends just told me I can't possibly be in a relationship without identifying with at least a male or female gender,"

and that "Since you have breast and a vagina one is to assume automatically that youre a female, and in a relationship you're going to be referred to as the girlfriend and or wife. Not a husband, boyfriend, joy partner, or whatever."

and to that I say, just because I have breast and vagina doesn't mean I'm a female. or just because i have dic n balls and a flat chest doesn't mean im a guy

a female can have a dic n balls and a flat chest, a male can have breast and a vagina blah blah blah..

I identify as NON BINARY. I use ALL PRONOUNS!!! in a relationship, if I'm dating a female I may refer to myself as the boyfriend and me husband, but it honestly depends on that persons sexuality for me.

Ive dated straight guys before and used girlfriend to refer to myself, I've dated gay dudes before and used boyfriend, I've even dated another non binary person and used boyfriend AND girlfriend, even JOY friend.

because in all honesty, it doesn't matter what I have in my pants. I have dic n balls and a breast. or i have a flat chest and a vagina it doesn't matter

let people be who they are goddamnit 😐 it doesn't affect you at ALL so stop being assholes and just let me be gay and rude

#hthrob rants #deleting soon

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the urge to throw on a skirt and high heels and shout from my rooftop, "MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS" and then just fall off

#hthrob rants #i feel so girly girl rn #but also manly #i hate gender man #either i have too much or too little