#i can see luke at some point just scraping the food into the hermes fire saying 'accept my offering- o g-d who is NOT greek'

[eliza-writes-stuff]

Campfire Song

Inspired by @firstaidquarters and @binibiningdarna I couldn’t help myself! I love mythos, musicals, and the bbs boys. I had to change a few a lyrics to make it fit for the half-bloods. I don’t know everyone’s godly parent, but I had to look into it because I want to make it right!

Anyways, enjoy!

“Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow.” Luke puts ambrosia on his plate, but scraps it off along with everyone else.

“Why is everyone scraping the food off of their plate into the fire?” Delirious asked. “Is the food here really that bad?”

Luke points at the sky, “Offering to the gods. It's not enough that their omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.” He pick up his guitar and raises his hand before strumming. “To the gods!”

“To the gods!”

Oh, things couldn't be worse. When your parents run the universe

Oh, things couldn't be worse. When your folks run the universe

My dad is Hermes. He messengers things. You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings. I'd wait by the phone, but the phone never rings

Oh no

The half-bloods nods in agreement. One said ‘I feel you dude’.

When your dad's a god, life can be tough. I met the guy once, and once was enough

“Tyler?”

“No.” He grunted and crossed his arms.

“Aww, come on. You'll get to rap it…” Luke has a huge grin plastered on his face.

“Don't tell anyone…”

My dad's Ares. He's strong and has a huge temper. He’ll slaughter enemies and any those who whimper. But if he came to camp, it'd be a surprise that he remember

Oh no

“Oh no...” Luke and Craig synchronized.

Oh, and my stepdad, he hates me, and my mom works all day. So I left Virginia and I ran away

“Wait, is that true?”

“Everybody!”

Oh, things couldn't be worse. When your parents run the universe. Oh, things couldn't be worse. When your folks run the universe

“Alright, who's next?”

“Oh!” Craig rises his hand. “Okay, let me see…”

My mom's Demeter. Goddess of grain. She gets excited when it starts to rain. But planting and planting and planting is a pain

Oh no

Oh no

“Right?!”

For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a car. I got a fern in some dumb mason jar

“Ooh, ooh! My turn!” Smiity yelled as he pushes Craig aside causing him to yelp.

I'm a child of Iris. Goddess of the rainbow. It's not really interesting to see, ya know? I am pansexual, at first I thought I was gay, but it was a long ago

Oh no…

Oh no

I was bullied for crushing on some cool guy. And I wish my mom could help me out, but she didn't even try

Smiity sat down while wiping some of his tears away.

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your folks run the universe

Delirious spotted Chiron. “Hey Chiron! Who's your godly parent?”

“Oh, well…” Chiron clears his throat.

My father is Kronos. Remember my lecture. He ate his children

Luke inhaled, “Chiron wins.”

Everyone nodded.

“How about you Anthony?” This made Anthony grinned before singing.

The god of wine. My dad's Dionysus. He's bit of an asshole and maybe grievous. I'm scared because he has a cult which it is suspicious

“Oh no!”

“Why?” Anthony groaned.

I tried to seek help from even the fates. Cause I might get kidnapped from them since the wine has become a wastes

“Alright Percy, it's your turn.”

“If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche.” Delirious laughs nervously.

“Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot.” He strums his guitar and waits for him.

My mom was named Dahlia. She loved scary movies. And food that was blue. And-

“He's doing it wrong.” Craig mentioned.

“Yeah, who's your godly parent?”

“Oh... I don't know.” Delirious looks down at his hands.

“It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent.” Luke patted his shoulders. “Just give it a try.”

So my dad is some god. That's great I guess... Did he not want me? Or not want the stress? Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a mess. Oh no

The group cheered around the campfire for Delirious.

I hope he shows even a trace. Cause I got some choice words to throw in his face!

Oh, things couldn't be worse

When your parents run the universe

Oh, things couldn't be worse

But I don't care where our parents may be. As long as you are here with me. We don't care where our parents may be

As long as you are here with me. As long as you are here with me!

#bbs #banana bus squad #pjo au #cartoonz #h2odelirious #miniladd #i am wildcat #bigjigglypanda #smii7y #what i love musicals