#i dont even care if the website is like shoddy or im not gonna use it eventually i just

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“Oh we’re a new and awesome website for hosting your art!”

Cool, can I register?

“Oh no not right now.”

Are there registration windows? Or codes?

“We open 10 registration slots every 8 hours :]”

What

“Yeah and the second it opens all the slots fill up immediately. Sorry, need to wait another 8 hours I guess.”

#i dont even care if the website is like shoddy or im not gonna use it eventually i just #WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT #Why am I fighting for my life to get into this thing surey your servers arent that at risk of being overloaded #or surely theres a less obtuse way to do this #a waitlist would be greaaaat #god i just wanted a better way to archive my art besides tumblr #AND SOMETHING THATS NOT ONE OF THOSE SHITTY TWITTER REPLACEMENTS #you cannot pay me to use bluesky (for now) #i simply will not